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Give the ballerina a drink

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  • 07-04-2003 6:19pm
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    GoneShootin
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    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London.
    She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to
    all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady
    a drink?"

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end
    of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and
    bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

    The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to
    the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same
    hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
    said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

    The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's
    your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
    calling her the ballerina?"

    "As far as I'm concerned", the drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her
    leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"


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