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Iraq will be partitioned

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  • 08-04-2003 12:51pm
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    McGintyMcGoo
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    President Bush has announced that Iraq will be partitioned into three regions after the war.
    leaded, unleaded and diesil.


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    Hobart
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    I hate myself for laughing at that!!


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    Hairy Homer
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    There's loads more. Got them on e-mail. The following, and the original, all come from Jay Leno.

    Here's a few:

    "War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom.
    They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized
    that spells 'OIL.'"

    "According to the New York Times, Saddam Hussein has mined all his oil
    fields, planted bombs in all his major cities, he's got bombs in the
    military installations, in the airports, and he's mined all the
    government buildings........ There's not much left for us to do, really."

    "Turkey has voted not to allow U.S. troops into their country and Saddam
    Hussein said 'You can do that?'"

    "Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher
    of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language."

    Or my favourite:

    "In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of
    Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine,
    supplies, housing, education.... anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing?
    He finally comes up with a domestic agenda, and it's for Iraq. Maybe we
    could bring that here if it works out."


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