She's unreal!

Laguna

Hey there people! i saw this unbelievabley gorgeous girl in the canteen the other day!... nah that's it i think.. she had tanned skin and these dimples on her cheek, i think she was french too... basically she was the cutest thing i've seen!... this is the face she caught me doing:eek:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

lol
Best.
Thread.
Ever.

ShayK1

Originally posted by Laguna
this is the face she caught me doing:eek:

HAHAHA


Come on better discriptions!

Redrocket

yeah!!!!!! i saw her too.... shes feckin nice allright... ohh that skin... and those little dimples just drive me crazy....
drool............

Laguna

Jesus! gimme a break man! aiight! i was just sharing a profound moment in my non eventful life:(

Redrocket

obviosly, this is your third post......

ShayK1

Did we get a name ?? Number?? oh wait was she tall(ish) and blonde??

Redrocket

basicly she could have been one of about 100 girls in the college..

Laguna

nah she had long brown hair.. ah sod it anyway....jesus steven man! stop busting my chops

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

did you attach a tracking device to her underwear?

Redrocket

busting your chops???? wtf?? you're a dumb bastard, hows that??

Laguna

Nah i didn't manage to do that... i've activated the flange-o-meter though.. so if she comes within 60ft i'll start sneezing

ShayK1

did she have the most amazing body in the world and was wearing tight demin hypster things??

Laguna

where'd "dumb bastard" come into it then?

Laguna

pretty much shay.. it's a woeful situation together.. i'll keep my eye open for her at lunch

Redrocket

personal opinion....

Laguna

Anyway that's that then

ShayK1

i think i know who you are talking about!
she likes to show off her belly and I say her this morning with her hair in a pony tail!
I have an eye for beautiful women!
Think she is goin out with a guy doin Civil Engineering though!
She is usually situated beside the bank in the canteen !!
YES / NO ???

Laguna

Yeah i figured as much.. good looking girls are handed out standard issue boyfriends at the age of 13

Snowball

can we get a better discribtion ffs

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

lol shay, you should be a private investigator

ShayK1

does it sound like we are talking about the same girl??

Laguna

the best description i can give is "Fine" i think she's doing international business or something? i think i saw her go in a class that my friends in(the international business one).

Laguna

i think i know the one you're talking about shay.. i think she's irish though... she's fine too

ShayK1

we should meet up and go scouting for ladies!!

Together we'll track her down and get her number!

Snowball

Ok, answer this questions if u can:

1: Height? 5'6, 5'8, 5'11, etc
2: Waste? 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 or if its past here we don't wanna know.
3: Eye's? Blue, brown, green, gray, combo etc.
4: Hair? Blond, Red, brunet, etc
5: Legs? Fat, this, normal and short, long, medum
6: Breast's? We don't wanna know, 34b, 36b, 38b, 34c, etc.
7: Ass? Big, small, tight, drooped, etc

Just gestimate.

Redrocket

ffs lads i know boards is boring but this is not the right place to talk about girlies.... get down to the feckin canteen and bring your binoculars...
lets go a huntin!!!!

Snowball

thats just sexist ste

ShayK1

now theres a plan!
Cause i am hungry and horny!
Lets GO!


PS: Snowball he saw her he didn't measure her! FFS!!

Snowball

lol, was taking the piss

Laguna

Well the finest girls eat upstairs so that's where i'll be a waiting and a leerin