A shaggy dog tail.

Capt'n Midnight

Keats was presented with an Irish terrier, which he humorously named Byrne. One day the beast strayed from the house and failed to return at night. Everyone was distressed, save Keats himself. He reached reflectively for his violin, a fairly passable timber of the Stradivarius feciture, and was soon at work with chin and jaw.

Chapman, looking in for an after-supper pipe, was astonished at the poet's composure, and did not hesitate to say so. Keats smiled (in a way that was rather lovely).

"And why should I not fiddle," he asked, "while Byrne roams?"

Sposs

Bad Jokes make Baby jesus Cry

SoundWave

boooo---urns

de5p0i1er

Why did you think that was funny.

Drug test please

Capt'n Midnight

epigram
noun
1 a witty, often paradoxical remark, concisely expressed*

2 a short, pungent, and often satirical poem, esp. one having a witty and ingenious ending
[ETYMOLOGY: 15th Century: from Latin epigramma, from Greek: inscription, from epigraphein to write upon, from graphein to write]
"epigram'matic adjective
"epigram'matically adverb(ial)

*But why be consise ? :P

Samson

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cableguy, you forgot to put the / before the img in your sig image, that's why it is not being the displayed.

Praetorian

Animated gifs are not allowed unfortunately.

Tyrrial

Originally posted by Sposs
Bad Jokes make Baby jesus Cry

you said it!