What do guys look for in a girl?

Mercury_Tilt

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The Corinthian

Originally posted by MrNuked
I'm happy with my beautiful girlfriend and big knob

But would you still love her if her knob were small?

Doodee

Originally posted by ella minnow pea
Question: So do yous prefer if girls are good looking but curvy, or thin but, ahem, to put it nicely, with a face like a slapped arse?

the face can do it for me, little things like wide open blue/green eyes, with hair slightly covering certain features. body means **** all, its only what u'll see exposed during intercourse, the face though.....

/me tingles

mooman_00

lately firey green eyes and dark black hair

Silent Grape

pornapster, wud they be more attractive if they were really shy and unconfident? i dont really understand ur point, sorry

i wasnt crisitising his little willy,by the way i was just saying that i bet he had a little willy.

and HEY! i am NOT ugly! i used to be a model so screw u and ur ugly calling!

The Sweeper

...a model what?

Caesar_Bojangle

Okay, the only amicable solution to our little gripe that i can possibly see, involves me giving you my address so we can get it on. Thus proving my knob is not as small as you make it out to be, nor is your head better acquainted with a brown paper bag.

Whadya say Silent Grape?

ella minnow pea

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
What height are you?

8" 5, why?

Havelock

My Girl friend is younger than me, a pattern of mine, not due to anything else but that the women I date usally like older men. She is so incredably beautiful I can never look at her with out stopping for a breath. Intelligent, proably the most important think in a relationship, is an equal intellignence to allow communication. A musican and artist, creative and passionate. She is the first blond I have ever loved, the woman I want to marry and grow old with. She has eyes I can see into forever, a touch so soft i believe her a holy thing and a laugh so evil I some times think shes a demonette, but her smile shows it to be melodrama. She doesn't need to wear make up and doesn't. Smells nice, is warm to touch and has lovely cold hands. All women are special, you can't quantify, I tried for years, then Bang out of the Blue I met Liz. Nothing like I ever dreamed possible or had thought about and the more I learn about her, the more I love her.

cournioni

Originally posted by Silent Grape
pornapster, wud they be more attractive if they were really shy and unconfident? i dont really understand ur point, sorry

i wasnt crisitising his little willy,by the way i was just saying that i bet he had a little willy.

and HEY! i am NOT ugly! i used to be a model so screw u and ur ugly calling!

Well, depends on what they look like. Their shyness and unconfidence can always change. My point was, if an unattractive girl (on the heavy side) was overconfident in the way they looked, they would go around wearing tight shirts that doesn't hide what needs to be hidden. And that is not attractive to me, in fact I would be more likely to run away from such a girl. If the girl was good looking and was confident in the way she looks then fine, I'd be more than happy to be of service to her. *ahem*

And what goes on between you and Caesar Bojangle has nothing got to do with me.

lena

Personally, i like a man that likes his woman to talk. I could never understand how men find those quiet ones attractive, you know the type, usually sporting a most inappropriate glitzy outfit and the only thing you hear pass her lips is a whimper of acknowledgement as she confirms another gin & tonic would be nice.


Painful.

mirv

Originally posted by Silent Grape
pornapster, wud they be more attractive if they were really shy and unconfident? i dont really understand ur point, sorry

i wasnt crisitising his little willy,by the way i was just saying that i bet he had a little willy.

and HEY! i am NOT ugly! i used to be a model so screw u and ur ugly calling!

Over confidence is a turn off, especially with D4 airheads.

mooman_00

Originally posted by Havelock
My Girl friend is younger than me, a pattern of mine, not due to anything else but that the women I date usally like older men. She is so incredably beautiful I can never look at her with out stopping for a breath. Intelligent, proably the most important think in a relationship, is an equal intellignence to allow communication. A musican and artist, creative and passionate. She is the first blond I have ever loved, the woman I want to marry and grow old with. She has eyes I can see into forever, a touch so soft i believe her a holy thing and a laugh so evil I some times think shes a demonette, but her smile shows it to be melodrama. She doesn't need to wear make up and doesn't. Smells nice, is warm to touch and has lovely cold hands. All women are special, you can't quantify, I tried for years, then Bang out of the Blue I met Liz. Nothing like I ever dreamed possible or had thought about and the more I learn about her, the more I love her.

give over your 25, she's 13, its just wrong no matter how much in love ye are in.*




*joking of course

Typedef

Originally posted by lena
Personally, i like a man that likes his woman to talk. I could never understand how men find those quiet ones attractive, you know the type, usually sporting a most inappropriate glitzy outfit and the only thing you hear pass her lips is a whimper of acknowledgement as she confirms another gin & tonic would be nice.


Painful.

Yes, but....

A woman's place is to be slient... tied to the cooker... barefoot ... and pregnant.

qed.

patch

Indeed....... unfortunately, tis a weakness in men The prettier they are, the more shi1t we'll put up with.......-for a while!

Caesar_Bojangle

In an idlyllic world, she'd be an only child from a wealthy family, who are unfortunately on the way out of this world. Being a mute would be an advantage too.

Emboss

Strong stomach, so she can last the night on a waterbed, you know the important things...

DriftingRain

In an idlyllic world, she'd be an only child from a wealthy family, who are unfortunately on the way out of this world. Being a mute would be an advantage too.

Caesar..... LOL
/me shakes fish at him. Silly boy

Hobbes

Originally posted by lena
Personally, i like a man that likes his woman to talk. I could never understand how men find those quiet ones attractive, you know the type, usually sporting a most inappropriate glitzy outfit and the only thing you hear pass her lips is a whimper of acknowledgement as she confirms another gin & tonic would be nice.


Painful.

Because if they talked it would spoil the fantasy.

"I DON'T MIND" - The man with two brains.

ToxicPaddy

Looks wise...

Between 5'0 and 5'6
Slim but with curves in the right places
Long straight hair, blonde or brunnette
nice proportionate body..
nice smile..

Personality:

Friendly, easygoing, not clingy.. (hates that!!!) independent,
intelligent and up for a laugh.. oh and a totally sick sense of humour


Funny thing is, I saw what I would class as an absolutely perfect match to my ideal lady today.. except of course i didnt get a chance to talk to her.. so dunno her personality..

Anyone here in cafe Sol on Baggot St Lower at about 8.30 this morning and saw that reeeaaaallllyyy cute blonde walk in..

Well... I saw her first.. SHE'S MINE!!!!!!! (i wish *sigh*)

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

daveg

Originally posted by patch69
Indeed....... unfortunately, tis a weakness in men The prettier they are, the more shi1t we'll put up with.......-for a while!

And likewise the pretty they are the more sh1t they tend to give.
Have any males out there been in a relationship where the females don't give em shít.

Sorry... had a row with the girlfriend this morning... anyway :rolleyes:

Kwizatz Anorak

Smart,
Good sence of humour, well, similar to mine...

I'd prefer the hair length to the shoulder and not notty hair, something I ran run my fingers through, ideally brunette or blonde, matching collars and cuffs but hopefully not much downstaris

Body, has to be well maintained, non smoker, I don't like kissing right after she's had a cigarrette, tastes metallic.

I like to go down, she has to too.... what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Eyes, Blue, green, brown... as long as they're not vacant, that gets back to the smart comment at the start.

High cheek bones would be nice, a sort of feline quality.

Skin, hopefully skin that tans.

Dress sense : no big spangly knacker earrings, no track suits. Beyond that, if she can pull it off, I'm willing to too...

Capt'n Midnight

Age=Mine/2+7
Sheeps eyes - one blue / one green ... some dark eyes look very dead...

Executive Steve

a wicked grin, a sense of humour, ability to tell me to shut the **** up [very very important!] a wild streak a mile wide, a hedonistic disposition, all limbs etc. attached whwere they should be [not really that essential come to think of it, although hauling wheelchair-bound girlfriends over a nighttime obstacle course while trying to follow a map by starlight to a beach party thats SOMEWHERE ON THE OTHER SIDEOF THIS GOLFCOURSE HONEST might prove somewhat tricky...] somewhat enightened tolerant views on humanity and society, an appreciation for culture that stretches beyond yoghurt, the ability to skin up in a gale force wind, nice hair, no kids, a keen sense of irony, a few pounds more than most other women [just enough more... not too much more but more than no more if you catch me drift]
SHE HAS TO HAVE LOADS OF HER OWN FRIENDS THAT SHE CAN JUST BUGGER OFF ON A GIRLS NIGHT OUT WITH EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. [very very important]
loads of other stuff thats essentially cosmetic... goths neednt apply - sorry to offend but theyre ****, and ive been out with several... younger women too are generally ****, unless theyre orphans, in which case theyd be emotional wrecks which is also bad....