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Geography Of Women
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10-04-2003 1:43pm#1Got it in a email, cant be bothered to take out the >>> soz
> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
> >
> > Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half
> > wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
> >
> > Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to
>trade, especially for someone with cash.
> >
> > Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of
>her own beauty.
> >
> > Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a
warm
>and desirable place to visit.
> >
> > Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by
> > past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
> >
> > Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are
> > unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
> >
> > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
>conquering past but alas, no future.
> >
> > After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,
> > but no one wants to go there.
> >
> > THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
> >
> > Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq.........ruled by a dick0
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