Send one word

GoneShootin

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull,and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a
telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,"It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read it very slow."

the Guru

I ve read it twice and I still dont get it

Heartworm

com - for - t - bul

Rabies

Ya can't beat a good blonde joke

Hyzepher

I know its only a joke but has she ever heard of a phone or the ever popular word 'Ihaveboughtabullcomegetit'

Hyzepher

Big Chief

i took it was based on the very olden days hence why she was sending a telegram.. :ninja:

i dont know though so dont quote me on that.

I had to put to much thought into this joke personally, rendering it 'not so funny'

TomTom

Got it furst time so I think its funny

Giblet

Ah come on it's not hard to get. I thought it was funny :>

exiztone

Excelent lol! :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: