A few Quotes on Iraq

JohnK

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea." -Jon Stewart

"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom.
They were going to call it O.peration I.raqi L.iberation until they
realized that spells 'OIL.'" -Jay Leno

"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into
three parts ...regular, premium and unleaded." -Jay Leno

"Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the
weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war." -Jay Leno

"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is." -Jon Stewart


"The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain." -Bill Maher

"New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know
whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut." -Craig Kilborn

"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles." President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" -Bill Maher


"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida." -Jay Leno

"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either." -David Letterman


"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget
creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'" -Craig Kilborn

"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline." -Jay Leno

"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out." -Jay Leno

[Iramus]

LOL some of those are quality stuff.
Id love to post them on angelroms.com, those poncy pro war american imperialists need a good whack of the reality stick. Boards.ie rules!

Pugsley

Jay Leno has some great ones there

Tyrrial

Leno is the man!

de5p0i1er

Heres another,
Were the only country who will drop bombs and food on somebody at the same time. Jerry Seinfield.

[Iramus]

LOl good one p.