Emergency!

TheWolf

The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

More amusing though, is this píss take

Gordon

Heh, browsing the gov site...


Try not to drive into an explosion but around it.


And dont forget to waggle the handbrake roughly


Make sure your music is at high volume

Pimp Ninja

If you wish to loot, electrical goods have a high re-sell value

After the horrific regeme is toppeled, we will be renaming the towns to more 'America Friendly' names.

Thats all I could come up with that hasnt been done already...

Duffman

It's funny 'caus it's true....

Silent Bob

Using tissues helps keep your clothes clean

Duffman

Fish contain fatty oils that can disrupt a balanced diet...

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_fish2.gif

Silent Bob

You can only phone here until you get your full telephone licence

Which will win?

Yet another good use for a light saber

Loss of identity is a serious problem. If you're not careful you could end up like them!

de5p0i1er

Didn't someone do this one already.

pickarooney

Always carry at least two bananas