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  • 14-04-2003 11:38am
    #1
    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭


    An elderly European man asked the local priest to hear his confession:
    "Father, during WW2 a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to
    hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic."
    The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need
    to confess."
    "It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her that I would hide her but, she
    must repay me with her sexual favors."
    "You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the
    Germans had found her. God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good
    and the evil and judge you kindly. For your penance; say 3 'Our Father's'
    and 3 'Hail Mary's' and Go In Peace, my son - your sins are forgiven."
    "Thank you, Father, That's a great load off my mind. I have only one more
    question."
    "And what is that?" asked the priest.
    The old man replied, "Should I tell her the war is over?"


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