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He Who Drinks Australian.....

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  • 15-04-2003 11:10am
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    Mr E
    Registered Users Posts: 55,500 ✭✭✭✭


    He who drinks Australian....

    An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands.
    Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his
    Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk
    quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to
    have sex with him.

    Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to
    pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the world and because
    she is short of funds she agrees.

    The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty
    of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him
    again for $200.

    She figures in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the
    night before - so she agrees. This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth
    night the guy comes into the bar.

    But this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner.
    Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more
    attention.

    She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from
    and he tells her Melbourne.

    "So am I" she says.
    "What suburb in Melbourne?"
    "Glen Iris" he says.
    "That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?"
    "Cameo Street" he says."
    "This is unbelievable" she says,"what number?"
    He says "Number 20" and she is astonished.

    "You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22
    and my parents still live there!"

    "I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!"

    He who drinks Australian - thinks Australian!


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