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Having a baby joke

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  • 15-04-2003 12:00pm
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    simon_partridge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭


    A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

    "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

    "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    pick a window, your leaving.


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    #3
    simon_partridge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭simon_partridge


    Originally posted by Pugsley
    pick a window, your leaving.
    You mean you're banning me? I suppose all I can say in my defence is that I'm not the only one who sometimes posts rubbish jokes. Humour is in the eye of the beholder...


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    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    he cant ban you. can he? Terrible terrible joke BTW:ninja:


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    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    im with pugsley
    teh two of us is a gonna throw u out the window (same style as one of those old westernes)


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    ozt9vdujny3srf
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    Oh dear dear dear.


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Originally posted by simon_partridge
    You mean you're banning me?
    Im no mod, but you have yet to chose a window, if no pane of glass is chosen within 24hours, I shall choose the female lavitory toilet window on the 4th floor overlooking a main road.


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    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    Another baby joke (not sure if it's 100% correct mind you):

    Sometime in the future there was an invention that could take all the pain of labour from the mother and give it to the father of the child instead.

    Anyway, this woman was in labour. Her husband was there with her. The doctors turned on the device that transfered the pain onto 5%. He felt nothing so they put it up to 20%. Still, he felt no pain. They put it up to 100% then but still he was fine!

    The man concluded that women were just being moany during labour seen as he felt no pain.

    When they got home though, they found the milkman dead.

    BADUM TISH!


    None of this "POSTED LOIEK TEN WEEKS AGO" shit btw plz.


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    #9
    NeoSlicerZ
    Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    Yeah! Let's defenestrate him!


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    #10
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    /me beats neo over the head with a carrot.


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    TomTom
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    *Just to be a prick*
    I did not know you could die from the 'pain' of childbirth.


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