Defination Game (Prize)

Dont Ban Me

TRIGGER HAPPY = What you are when trying to watch porn with your parents in the next room!

PEOPLE

KdjaCL

CARD BOARD BOX somewere to sleep after a boards bash.

CATHOLIC PRIEST

NeoSlicerZ

PEOPLE - Creatures that mother nature created


OPTIMUS PRIME

Dont Ban Me

OPTIMUS PRIME = Big Red's Truck!

THUNDERCATS

NeoSlicerZ

THUNDER CATS - Sexy Women who dress up in cat costume and wield the elemental powah of Thunder

PVC

Dont Ban Me

PVC = Post Vaginal Cream

CARBS

Dont Ban Me

Oopssorry bout thta mis-spelling, was meant to say CRABS.

(dont dis-qualify me for a typo?? Had to reply to my own to corecct it, as I cant edit! ):( :eek:

NeoSlicerZ

CRABS - Shell Crustacean that screams when boiled


LOBSTER POT

Wolf

Please, use two words I mean just crabs ffs.

CRABS = C.R.A.B.S stands for central relations of arab bull **** otherwise know as th iraqi intel minister.

SHE BIATCH

Dont Ban Me

Lobster Pot = New type of weed, slightly stronger than Cannabis!

PPAPER BAG

Rabies

PAPER BAG = make up for ugly people

MUD CAKE

Wolf

PAPER BAG = A prison for bill gates (nerd)

TOFFEE TREATS

Dont Ban Me

MUD CAKE = Worms Sunday special desert!

KNEE CAP

Hobbes

I haven't done any scoring since last night but after looking at the .... latest posts I guess I should repeat for those who missed a few pages back.

1. Not sure how to play? Read the rules on page 1. (That means you neoslicer)
2. You get points on how funny the reply is, not how quickly you can get it in. So posting crap gets you 0 points.
3. Editing your post gets you negative points.

Latest scores (done last night) put Gordon ahead. If you want to see how to reply, read some of say Gordon's/Bards posts. There are others here who are posting along the same lines (Sorry I'm not mentioning them), but the majority of posts going up are crap.

GuanYin

KNEE CAP= A law in northern ireland which limits (caps) the amount of knees people of a certain religion may have within a given area.

Fiscal Year

Gordon

FISCAL YEAR - Something a drunkard says when abbreviating "If it is - please do call me, do you hear?" When replying to the question "Is it happy hour at the pub yet?"

EGG NOGG

DMT

Originally posted by Gordon
EGG NOGG - A type of industrial toilet cleaner

BRICKLAYER'S TROWEL

Yavvy

BRICKLAYER'S TROWEL= the device Northside women use to apply makeup ( scaffold is optional)

needle-nose pliers

oneweb

needle-nose pliers - what Northside women use to ply off makeup

POTENTIAL

Wolf

POTENTIAL = The most undersued and even possible non-exsistant urdan myth that has ever exsisted.

PLUM SAUCE

Gordon

PLUM SAUCE - Same as a plum line that checks if building work is %100 vertical. Plum sauce checks to see if your aesophagus is vertical.

DRAUGHT BEER

Wolf

DRAUGHT BEER = This is a marvelous tasting beer that is highly sought after and famed for its 1 percular quality. This is that it bolws on a magical wind/draught within the Dark forsts of germany. Once thought to be a wonderful thing it now is quite a hazard due to drunk Bunnys and Bears that want to tell you what a great guy you are.

Curried Noodles

Gordon

CURRIED NOODLES - You've heard the term "to curry favour with"? well this is when brainy boffins try to rally together and brainstorm.

FILTER COFFEE

Thorbar

FILTERED COFFEE - This is where any offensive words have been removed from your morning drink.

POLAND SPRING

Wolf

POLAND SPRING = This refers to the massive millitary campaign that poland had planed for invading germany. Lucky, germany struck first to defeat the polish meace.

OLIVE OIL

DMT

OLIVE OIL - A type of spermicidal cream.

ERECTILE DISFUNCTION

Pimp Ninja

ERECTILE DISFUNCTION = Inexperienced builders that are unable to erect scaffolding are said to have this.

TREPIDATION

mooman_00

TREPIDATION = the pathogen thought to have started sars

ANALY RETENTIVE

Thanx 4 The Fish

ANALLY RETENTIVE - When you just can't let go.

Ready to Wear

Hobbes

Just mentioning I have scored up to now. I would like to say that reading the last 4 pages made baby jesus cry.

Seriously, 98.5% of the posts were total crap, and I should be allowed inflict pain of some of you to return the favour. Eg. From Y-FRONTS to KEYBOARD they got so bad one after the other rather then giving each one an extra negative point I just marked them all as -5.

Also at the suggestion of someone else, I'll be changing the scoring system to as follows.

(points / posts) + 1 * 1000

Thanx 4 The Fish

Eg. From Y-FRONTS to KEYBOARD they got so bad one after the other rather then giving each one an extra negative point I just marked them all as -5.

Even the ones that didn't get in on time ??

So what are the scores looking like now, has Gordon got it in the bag yet ?

If that scoring were in place at the start of the game then one good post would hvae won it.

mooman_00

READY TO WEAR = saying used in the extreme sports section of clothes shops buy changing room assistiants to facilitate the extreme sports shopper

assistiant holds clothes out at arms length outside of changing room and shouts at shopper "are you ready to wear"

CATS PYJAMAS

Thanx 4 The Fish

CATS PYJAMAS - Nickname for the Sunderland Kit.

pocket guide

Gordon

POCKET GUIDE - A girl guide that has specialised in the "pocket badge". She is one that understands the double stitch pocketry and even the fabled "hook stitch" pocket. Masters in this badge can even make a pocket within a pocket.

NINJA BOARD

mooman_00

NINJA BOARD = device like a surf board that is used for ninja boarding, a new austrilian/japaneese co-operative sport that involve the deadly art of ninja and the skill and balance of surfboarding

PAST TENSE

/edit to add sport

not a sausage

ninja board - strap some wheels on jackie chan and you are ready to do some ollies

marmalade sandwich

Thanx 4 The Fish

PAST TENSE - What happens when you get so piised off you wanna punch somebody, quite hard. At that stage you are gone past tense...

Wardrobe

GuanYin

Wardrobe= A vessel normally associated with things that envoke terror. EG. lions, witches and reasons to spend a saturday afternoon with your partner in the ladies section of Brown Thomas.

Post-It

Thanx 4 The Fish

Post-It - What you should do with a letter.

Double Adapter

mooman_00

DOUBLE ADAPTER = an adapter that allows you plug a conventional double into any standard three pin plug, terms and conditions apply

CHICK PEAS

Gordon

DOUBLE ADAPTER - The name used for a lady that likes going with two men

(heh, had to do it)

s10

CHICK Peas = no matter how many times you send back your egg , in a foreign hotel it always comes back leaking fluid .

Compac Disk

mooman_00

COMPAC DISK = not to be confused with a compact disk, this is actually huge, massive even...it was developed in the 80's by compac to house their whole factory on a single data disk....they succeded

IRON CURTAIN

yossarin

IRON CURTAIN (n) the condition where a woman will absolutly refuse to sleep with you. exp usg: Q:"how did you get on with your girl last night ?" Ans:"well, i puked on the rug, and it was iron curtains after that"

KERRY SPRING

mooman_00

KERRY SPRING = a freak weather phenonomon where all the trees come into leaf in early spring and take on the appearence of kerry men, usual signs are the trees saying things like "how'ya tis a grand mornin surely", "up the kingdom" and "jackie healy ray wha, there's a fella for ya" and of course green leaves.......stay away from the tralee native strain as they will act like scumbags.

SPRING CLEAN

Gordon

SPRING CLEAN - What you do before you break your leg and after being in the bath.

YORE MA

Rabies

YORE MA = a formal way to introduce your girlfriends parents at a party.

EIRCOM HIGH-SPEED

Pimp Ninja

EIRCOM HIGH-SPEED = This is the velocity at which, Irelands monopolistic telcoms provider take back everything that they promised.

INTRUSION DETECTION

mooman_00

INTRUSION DETECTION = a very handy gadget to pack when going out for a blinder of a nite at an unknown location where you are likely to pass out......it beeps, flashes, vibrates and gives the owener a little shock to ensure full consciousness at that vital moment.

other plusses are a pre recorded message that says at the moment of intrusion detection "please put your hands down and step back from the ass, this is a restricted zone". Comes in blue for the boys and red for the girls and a two year warranty.

PIZZA BOY

Gordon

PIZZA BOY - When lads out on the piss get so drunk they can't stand up straight and can be seen to emulate the leaning tower of pizza in between bouts of staggering.

ARM CHAIR