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Handy tip for Alcoholics Tomorrow

Cozpyro · 2003-04-17 07:47:20

If you are an alocoholic (like most of the country if latest Government reports are to be believed) and you fancy an alternative to sitting at home drinking cans they why not try this? 1. Go to Ryanair.com and purchase the cheapest ticket you can (one way will do) for 18th April. 2. Go to Dublin Airport on said date. 3. Go…

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17-04-2003 8:47am

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Cozpyro

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If you are an alocoholic (like most of the country if latest Government reports are to be believed) and you fancy an alternative to sitting at home drinking cans they why not try this?

1. Go to Ryanair.com and purchase the cheapest ticket you can (one way will do) for 18th April.

2. Go to Dublin Airport on said date.

3. Go Airside, ie through the metal detectors (another handy tip to mention at this point is to put something metal on your person for a cheap feel up session!!)

4. Accidently miss your flight (ooops).

5. Sit in the bar (which is legally open) and get plastered all day long!!!

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#2 17-04-2003 10:30am
BrianD

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Jeez, what a brilliant mind ... any chance you could put to something more productive?

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