Pleasuring girlfriend? :/

Mac daddy

use ice cubes run them all over her tits and her clit and slowly kiss her on her neck and shoulders, this always makes them go mad.:p

Hells_Fury

Originally posted by Mac daddy
use ice cubes run them all over her tits and her clit and slowly kiss her on her neck and shoulders, this always makes them go mad.:p

Ice on the clit ?? ... Brrrrr...... not had that before .... better tie me down first , clits much to sensitive and I'd probably do damage if anyone tried

To be honest, some of the questions you ask make me think you're not ready

Actually I always thought being informed was better than being ignorant I apprieciate an inquisitive mind and it shows that he cares about giving his girlfriend the most pleasure he can by trying to be as knowledgable about what to do and what to expect as he can . Granted alot of things are learned through experience, but if he was to suddenly stop because she made a noise or move he didn't know to expect it could ruin the whole "moment" and also make her very selfconcious since she ALSO doesn't know what to expect. So 2shy NEVER be afraid or ashamed to ask ! Hopefully several guys are reading this thread and also learning . Girls don't often talk about WHAT happens to them during orgasm or how they feel during the whole sexual experience .... I've no idea WHY though ! Guys won't learn if girls don't share and sex is FUNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!

OH and as for the projectile orgasm ..... yep that's very unusual , I would probably be a bit freaked if it ever happened to me ( give or take ! ) . However I have heard that some guys really love it and basically the girls can't help it .... it's either that or don't cum ...... and not cumming is a BAD BAD THING

Mercury_Tilt

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Mac daddy

Your right Hells_fury - but the ice cubes would make you tingle all over, don't knock till ya try it, you would like it, it is a winner

Mac daddy

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Ohh contraire madam… don’t stop even when she tells you…..

And what’s with all the licking… what ever happened to the sucking?

Suck is very important to get her juices flowing.and lick it like your drawing a number 8 on her clit with your tongue;)

s10

moorman your classic .............. & the last 2 times my girlfriend caught me haven sex with her while she slept (light fingered me)
this'll be me haven a wee game soon ahh fun n games ,
with the one u love


once u find the "spot" you dont have to move , unless it dries up ,

yossarin

just have an excuse handy when she askes how you suddenly got so good at it...
probably best not to disclose that you posted a quesiton on the web

Hells_Fury

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Ohh contraire madam… don’t stop even when she tells you…..

And what’s with all the licking… what ever happened to the sucking?

Fortunatley .... or unfortunately ..... depending on how you look at it I'm extremely sensitive , sucking tends to hurt , I don't like sucking , I like licking and fingering . But fortunately since I AM so sensitive I enjoy sex immensely , I can cum often and frequently ( aren't you guys jealous now )

And with the ice .... didn't say I wouldn't try it ..... I said tie me down first ( wicked grin ) , There is something to be said for thinking of your safety first , Ice and heat have adverse reaction ..... you have ice , I'm all heat ..... we react

Cabaal

Originally posted by yossarin
just have an excuse handy when she askes how you suddenly got so good at it...
probably best not to disclose that you posted a quesiton on the web

LOL, yeah I imagine it wouldn't go down very well

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week1
lick

lick

lick


week2
sparkling wine

lick

lick

lick


week3
polo super mint

lick

lick

lick


if she asks...you read it in fhm

yossarin

I imagine it wouldn't go down very well

my pun radar is going crazy

Cabaal

Hay, well it wouldn't be fair if I did'ent go with the whole theme of the thread

Tusky

youl all have the lil guy in tears.... !!!

sisob

Dude, don't be to worried about being a macho
casanova lover and all the rest. If you are, she
may be intimidated. It's far more fun to learn
together, you want her to be a great lover too
right

I could give you reams of advice, but I refuse,
go learn for yourself and have fun doing it..

DeadBankClerk

a good magician never reveals his secrets.
that is all.

Tusky

your so cool dead bank clerk

spod

Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
a good magician never reveals his secrets.
that is all.

Hmmm...

I'll have to ask her next time I see her...

The Saint

But fortunately since I AM so sensitive I enjoy sex immensely , I can cum often and frequently ( aren't you guys jealous now )

Hells_Fury, after reading through this thread I have come to the conclusion that I love you. Dont be intimidated, just send me a picture, your address, phone no., and a couple of bags of ice . We could make such sweet pleasure.

Typedef

Originally posted by The Saint
Hells_Fury, after reading through this thread I have come to the conclusion that I love you. Dont be intimidated, just send me a picture, your address, phone no., and a couple of bags of ice . We could make such sweet pleasure.

Yeah.... post naked pictures of yourself & a gibson on the internet.

Mac daddy

What a good idea a few pictures for the lads, go on hells_fury my son

The Saint

I think all the sexy women frequenting these boards should post nude pics just to know whos threads to get involved in or ignore.

Gordon

Nude piccage will be bannageable.

Illuminati illuminates the flesh.

The Saint

Dont be such a wet blanket, even Typedef in up for it.

Gordon

Typedef is always up for it, you should know that!

The Saint

I suppose it might also be difficult to convince the girls to oblige.

Typedef

Not if you're me baby.

yeah... gibson

Beruthiel

Originally posted by The Saint
I suppose it might also be difficult to convince the girls to oblige.

ya reckon? :rolleyes:

The Saint

If you convince them to do it I'll take the pictures.

The Saint

ya reckon?

Mmm, maybe we have our first. Now where did I put that camera. OK you can start undressing now.:cool:

DeadBankClerk

Originally posted by spod
Hmmm...

I'll have to ask her next time I see her...

:ninja:

Silent Grape

mmmmm..... all these posts are getting me hot..... amakes me wonder if ur writing all the graphic posts to help the poor lad out, or, um, help yourselves out.....

Kell

Originally posted by Silent Grape
mmmmm..... all these posts are getting me hot.....

I'll pop over later with a bag of ice and cool you down hon.

K-;)

Typedef

Originally posted by Kell
I'll pop over later with a bag of ice and cool you down hon.

K-;)

Or a bottle of wine and some tunes...... whatever floats your boat.

DMT

Originally posted by Kell
I'll pop over later with a bag of ice and cool you down hon.

K-;)

Off-topic but I read that as "bag of rice". Started getting some strange images in my mind.
Damn my pseudo-dyslexia.

Silent Grape

mmmmmmm......ice.....

oooh, that can be advice! ice is lots of fun 2 use on your girlf!


>> ...me shivers remembering some icey moments...teehee : )<<

ecksor

Originally posted by Tusky
why not PM one of the boards females and ask them what way is best ?

Haha. Um, this may not be sound advice

ecksor

I have absolutely no idea how I managed to drag this up after a year. Wait, I do, but you'd never believe me if I told you :dunno:

][cEMAN**

Originally posted by Silent Grape
mmmmmmm......ice.....

oooh, that can be advice! ice is lots of fun 2 use on your girlf!


>> ...me shivers remembering some icey moments...teehee : )<<

Someone call me? I don't mind stepping in to help, but I don't want to make a habit of it

Mercury_Tilt

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uberwolf

Originally posted by ecksor
I have absolutely no idea how I managed to drag this up after a year. Wait, I do, but you'd never believe me if I told you :dunno:

and there I was looking for the pleb who'd dragged this back up and then who do I see. tsk, tsk.

Sarky

Admins need advice and good lovin' too, you know...

Typedef

Nonesense.


I regularly ask, boards females advice on many topics.


Just make sure you don't ask one, who has a nut job boyfriend stalker type.


Or a chick with industrial steel capped boots.

D

www.the-clitoris.com
informative site

Doodee

Originally posted by Typedef
Nonesense.


I regularly ask, boards females advice on many topics.


Just make sure you don't ask one, who has a nut job boyfriend stalker type.


Or a chick with industrial steel capped boots.

since when is ruthi a stalker?

Sarky

Since she jumped out at me from behind a tree in Galway city some months ago. My poor heart was never the same.

DapperGent

Originally posted by Typedef
Nonesense.


I regularly ask, boards females advice on many topics.


Just make sure you don't ask one, who has a nut job boyfriend stalker type.


Or a chick with industrial steel capped boots.

That lacks of the dignity Typedef. Should be beneath you don't you think? Then again it has nought to do with me.

ClareBear

Wow....interesting thread! Ha ha

Beruthiel

Originally posted by ecksor
I have absolutely no idea how I managed to drag this up after a year. Wait, I do, but you'd never believe me if I told you :dunno:

what uberwolf said

having some problems eck?
you can start a new thread unreg you know

Divine

why dont ye all just up and let Hells_Fury talk, keep going girl your handing out some good advice there and im taking it all in.

Emboss

Originally posted by Divine
why dont ye all just up and let Hells_Fury talk, keep going girl your handing out some good advice there and im taking it all in.

Taken it all in eh.....

So your hymen's well cracked then......