Public Announcment! Warning!

Mr_Roger_Bongos

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the codename "Search" I will enlighten you. Two years ago a man named John "El Pablo" Thompsen, escaped from a maximum security stockade (not to the Los Angeles underground like the a-team). He established a "Christian Group" codenamed "Search". He began to recruit new young recruits, on the fine line between sane and insane. He then brainwashed them and trained them to become hardened killers!

The brainwashing activities took place in the back arse of nowhere outside derry. First, his henchmen remove your watch, to distort your sense of time, secondly sleeping bags are not allowed. Sleep Deprevation. They also wake you up late at night for no reason but to completely daze you. They then break you down into respective groups to judge how sussiptable you will be to their brainwashing methods.The final step is to lock the poor victims into a white noise room for 4 hours, after which time the victims brain patterns are completely scrambled and they have no sense of place or time. They use this weekness to train their victims how to be successful paramilitary's.

A code word is then implanted in the victims brain through further brain washing. The code word will be transmitted on T.V. once the planned takeover begins. At which point, once the word is heard by the victims, they will become ruthless paramilitary killers.

3 months ago i was assigned to the case by a certain government anti-paramiliatary organisation. We sent in one of our top agents '229', the man formerly known as paul (a member of a crack seal team, and the CIA anti-drug squad for 3 years), to infiltrate the group. We havent heard form him since. Another of our agents whos name i cannot disclose sent us this picture which proves the parmilitary training.

Paul is pictured on the right in a hostage holding situation. Notice the sick smile of satisfaction on his face.

I have decided to disclose this information in public as the "search" team is slowly closing in on me, i had to try and prevent further recruits.

The following people can no longer be trusted:

Paul Deehan (A good friend and a damn good agent)
Paidraig Donnelly (St.Marys recruiter)
Lorcan Oconnor (St.Marys recruiter)
Terence McNally (Formerly as terry 'the fringe' but is now known as number 7)
Daniel McCann ( I realised dan had fallen when asked the question "Goin to brysons dan?" he replied "nah im staying in tonight)
Patrick Mulholland ( Propaganda Spreader)

Dont believe anything about search on this site;

<sorry not allow **>

These people are not to be trusted.
You know what your getting into people, Choose LIFE!

(Solicitors note - At the time of writing the poster (mr_roger_bongos) was not in fit state of mind and therefore the contents of this thread are not to be taken seriously, merely for humorous purposes) - Damn they've even got to my solicitor!


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Mr_Roger_Bongos

I apologise, the search members tried to block me from posting my evidence.

Antisocialiser

Jim dont worry, previously recruited by search as a double double agent known as 'seymour buttcheeks" i infaltraited the spawn of these sick bastards and stole some secret documents. I narrowly escaped their lair but i read the papers and ran to the nearest p.c. I think im being followed ....... **** i can hear them - jim u must masturabate the pink donkey into the..........aahh no u bastards.............blue carpet with vagina sauce...........NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


/me dies btw

Mr_Roger_Bongos

DAMN! Another good agent lost!

Remember these searchios are everyhere! Watch your backs people!

Phado used to say "Just because your paranoid, doesnt mean theyre not after you" (dont correct me) He discovered searches evil, but alas was converted!

In a childrens puzzle style;

Agent Mick left use these clues;

"jim u must masturabate the pink donkey into the"

"blue carpet with vagina sauce"

Can you help me to decode the message before its too late!

Post answers in this forum!

ironbrew

in that website, who is the guy know as"me"? Is he on boards.ie?

Mercury_Tilt

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Mr_Roger_Bongos

We're just here to entertain merc!

I see no ones been posting here. Damn tehyve got to you all!!!

pauldeehan

God Dammit Jim! You blew my cover. Now every neo-christian in the world is out to get me!:ninja:

Mr_Roger_Bongos

Just admit it paul, youre one of them, the evidence proves it '229'! I will test u. JESUS SUX!

Makaveli

I'll help destroy said organisation if I can wear night vision goggles and said goggles are issued to me. :ninja:

superconor

unfortunatly it seems phado has been taken, but dont worry, i shall assemble a squad of crack ninja's!
:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
we shall fight for freedom! justice! and a hard boiled egg!

Mercury_Tilt

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Chada

Daniel McCann ( I realised dan had fallen when asked the question "Goin to brysons dan?" he replied "nah im staying in tonight)

Mmmm yes jim, as i recall u were the very man who stayed stone cold sober at YOUR 18th
While every1 else got baked, maybe the big guy upstairs has a grip on you james.....

I relieve you of your position sir, you have fallen to the dark side.... 0_o [pwn3d]

pauldeehan

Goddammit I'm not one of them!

(Forced underground by the organisation he once worked for Paul fights to clear his name)

Mr_Roger_Bongos

Once again Daniel son (:ninja: ) Your claims of ownage are unsubstantiated. I visisted my lawyer, and he confirmed by beliefs that I actually have legal ownership of YOUR person.

See attached legally binding ownership.

Secondly i will address my level of alcohol consumption.
At that time daniel you had not actually been taken by 'Search' and therefore you were your normal bubbly self (please note people that this is not the case now) and that is why you were drinking merrily. Plus although i stayed sober a number of bottles of miller were consumed and half a jack daniels and coke (at which point Michael O'Donnell informed me stop, recommending that it wse not wise for a first time drinker to be consuming spirits, (tHANKS mICK ). So Blah!

Finally Pauls Weak attempt to denounce his membership of "Search" is rubbish! Dont trust him people!

Shawhir

Jim they are becoming too much for me!

They keep smiling at me and petting my head and trying to hug me! I noticed though they are particularily like the Borg for they have nanoimplants in their nostril hair that is sneezed out into the ears of the victims during 'the embrace'.

If it wasn't for me twitchy ways they would of got me by now but they have their elite in art, that being Benny Maguire and Lorcan sometimes comes down to 'observe things'.

MY GOD WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT FROM US?!?

AM I THE ONLY ONE LEFT????

pauldeehan

Originally posted by Mr_Roger_Bongos


...and half a jack daniels and coke (at which point Michael O'Donnell informed me stop, recommending that it wse not wise for a first time drinker to be consuming spirits, (tHANKS mICK ).

You didn't drink half of it! I know because I bought it and when you didn't want it I had to drink it myself (oh horror of horrors). You had about a fifth of it. And it was heavily diluted with coke.

(See that? That's peer pressure. Drink more kids!)