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  • 23-04-2003 4:44pm
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    cujimmy
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    A German guy approaches a prostitute "I vish to buy sex vit you", "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 20 euros an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees" She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?" ! ! ! "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".


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    #2
    simon_partridge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭simon_partridge


    Heh heh - Excellent joke!


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    jonno
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    mmmmmmmm interesting


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    EdBanger
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    :D:p:) :cool: :ninja:


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    #5
    DadaKopf
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    Man, that's SO OLD! I just had to say that I heard it ages ago so that makes me tops. HAHAHAHAHA!


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    erm.. can someone explain this to me?


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    SoundWave
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    love it


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    hussey
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    Class


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    Wook
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    same here, don't get it :rolleyes:


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    ozpass
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    It's a pun on a famous Audi advert:

    "Vorsprung Durch Technik" or something similar.

    You're perhaps a bit young to remember it, I think it was doing the rounds in the late 80's, early 90's.

    Actually- now I think about it, mebbe it's still their slogan..... Is it?


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    #11
    Dont Ban Me
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    Didnt Paul Van Dyk produce an album by the same name, (spelt it slightly different though, Vorsprung Dyk Teknik, I tink) thats what I thought of when I read it, until u mentioned the Audi add. Makes more sense that way! :cool:


    I hate being thick!:(


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    Sangre
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    Phew, at least I have a reason not to get it :)


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