Yo Mama's So Fat...

Rabies

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Mama".

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her..

Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant,she doesn't get a
menu,she gets an estimate.

Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his
word for it!

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have fluff, it has sweaters.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss
her, and ran out of petrol.

Yo Mama's so Fat....that every time she wears high heels she strikes oil!

Yo Mama's so Fat....that after having sex with her, I roll over twice and
I'm still on the b*tch

Manaris

Yo Mama's So Fat..... Every time her pager goes off, everyone thinks there's a truck reversing.

Pugsley

lol, some good ones there, some ones I havent heard before either

EdBanger

Originally posted by Rabies

Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Lmao thats good

Acidflash

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

made me smile

de5p0i1er

LOL. some good ones in there.

Dont Ban Me

Hummm, wonder where you got those from???


THIEF!! (again!)

TomTom

yo mama's so fat... she puts on her belt with a boomarang.

Rabies

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
Hummm, wonder where you got those from???


THIEF!! (again!)

ha ha...
You send some good emails. I have to share them with everyone.
Thanks, don't worry I will take all the credit for it (and all my future humour board posts )

Tyrrial

your momYo Mama's So Fat.... when she puts on a rain coat people yell "TAXI!"

ciano

Yo Mama's So Fat....they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is 'eclipse'.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish

Yo Mama's So Fat....her college graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Yo Mama's So Fat....when her husband has sex with her, he likes to slap her ass and ride the wave in!

Yo Mama's So Fat....when her family brings home groceries, they need to hire a rodeo clown to distract her!

Yo Mama's So Fat....it took five UFOs to abduct her!

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was a kid, she could only play seek!

Yo Mama's So Fat....she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

hells angels

pure fúckin genius

[Iramus]

best thread in a long while methinks

Spunog UIE

Originally posted by Manaris
Yo Mama's So Fat..... Every time her pager goes off, everyone thinks there's a truck reversing.

bit diff than the usual

*ahem* Yo Mama's So Fat..... Every time her pager goes off, everyone gets the hell out of the way