Morals

Mr E

I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once..! What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Moral of the story:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

de5p0i1er

That was posted a few days ago. :mad:

Big Chief

Originally posted by de5p0i1er
That was posted a few days ago. :mad:

its been posted about 45 times in total. But i wasnt gonna mention it till you said that!

just look it over, and say nowt, let it drift to the borders of that forgotten place that is known only as 'page 2'

NeoSlicerZ

lol

Sangre

Originally posted by Big Chief

just look it over, and say nowt, let it drift to the borders of that forgotten place that is known only as 'page 2'

Pfffft Big Chief, everyone knows that 'Page 2' is just a myth to scare away unfinny people.