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The picnic

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  • 25-04-2003 10:36am
    #1
    ChiGung
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭


    Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic.
    So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches.
    The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them
    Ten days to get there.
    When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer .
    'Ok Roy give me the bottle opener' 'I didn't bring it' says
    Roy. 'I thought you packed it' Mick gets worried,
    He turns to Andy, 'Did you bring the bottle opener?'
    Naturally Andy didn't bring it.
    So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle
    opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses
    As he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
    After two hours, and after they have sworn on their
    tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches,
    he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.
    20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy
    are starving but a promise is a promise.
    Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is
    a promise.
    Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a
    sandwich each and just as they are about to eat it,
    Roy pops up from behind a rock and
    shouts:









    'I KNEW IT......I'M NOT F***ING GOING'.


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