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Taxidermist

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  • 28-04-2003 6:01pm
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    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭


    This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?"
    "No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?"

    "I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."

    The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"


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