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    #92
    superconor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor


    family guy owns all!

    Peter - "The grown up in me is nauseus with excitement"
    <changes into young peter>
    "while the child in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard ill become!"


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    #93
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    Meg: the 26 dollars will be safe in my room

    Stewie: right, it would probably get lost among the pin ups of justin timberlake and tom cruise and.... blast who the devil do the teenagers like?..eh....morgan freeman


    lol, season 3 dvd is hilarious:D


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    #94
    rabbitinlights
    Registered Users Posts: 4,008 ✭✭✭rabbitinlights


    My Sig...........


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    #95
    kanurocks
    Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭kanurocks


    PETER
    meg honey d'you know that pony you allways wanted when you were little,well ive been saving it for a special ocasion!
    {HE OPENS THE WORDROBE TO A PONY SKELETON WITH A BIG PINK RIBBON AROUND IT STANDING PERFECTLY UPRIGHT}
    PETER
    right .......those things need food?


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    #96
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in a years time?
    Peter (thinking): (Don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife...)

    Peter: Erm... doin your... son?

    heh, sorry for draggin up an old post but just watched it there.....


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    #97
    Deadwing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,918 ✭✭✭Deadwing





    Peters boss after the penis from the Venus dimilo flies in his window

    "I shall call you edwardo"


    Ahhhh so many classics [/B]
    hehe unless the venus demilo was a transsexual, she didnt have a penis :P
    It was michaelangelos david..sorry to be so pedantic!

    Favourite quote from family guy

    *quagmire standing naked in front of a window, window closes and he picks up the phone*
    Hello 999? Yeah its Quagmire. No, its in the window this time :D


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    #98
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Originally posted by ShevY
    from one of the spoof progs at start, painting prog:

    " ok, we're gonna use a fan brush for this, now I'm gonna take some hundred green, and i'm gonna put a happy little bush just about there....................and that'll just be our little secret........................(looks at cam).........and if you tell anyone that THAT bush is THERE!!! - I will come to your house and i will cut you!! "

    class :ninja:

    What was the name of the show they spoofed the intro to after that? I know I remember it used to be on, but I can't for the life of me remember it...


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    #99
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    The_B_man has the box set, its excellent has the un aired show and all!


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    #100
    Ste.phen
    Registered Users Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Ste.phen


    Family Ties ;)


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    #101
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Thats the one. Cheers...

    [Young Tom and Diane arguing]
    Tom: Better get used to this sight, Diane, men running away from you!
    Diane: Tom, your so deep in the closet your finding Christmas presents...

    Hello, 911? Its Quagmire... Yeah, its stuck in a window this time...

    Stewie: Quiet you, or I'll do to you what I did to John Lennon!
    <flashback>
    John, have you met Yoko?

    :D:D:D:D:D:D

    Best comedy TV ever...


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    #102
    Ste.phen
    Registered Users Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Ste.phen


    I direct you to my sig:
    Glen Quagmire: Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a Swedish girly-girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?


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    #103
    snickerpuss
    Registered Users Posts: 2,055 ✭✭✭snickerpuss


    No no best family guy quote:
    Quagmire: I almost felt guilty once but then she woke up half way through!
    .
    Heh heh heh


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    #104
    spoofilyj
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭spoofilyj


    My God my pee wee seems to have been strickened by riger mortos!!!

    Damm you ice cream come to my mouth, I dare you disobey me.#

    For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you!


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    #105
    The Phenom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭The Phenom


    The Peteoria episode at the end of that when they go to the future and the kid asks"So can they just understand the baby or whats the deal with that"
    Thats the question everybodies wants the answer to.


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    #106
    popinfresh
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 729 ✭✭✭popinfresh


    And now for the Blacky weather forecast

    : ITS GOIN RAIN



    [Peter's great uncle or something going down the Mississipi river]

    Tall black guy: What did you say?
    Peter: I'm sorry, I thought it was your name
    Tall Black guy: Man that is our word!!
    Peter: Ok sorry "N-word Jim"



    :D What a brilliant programme


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    #107
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Peter: Remember that time I pretened to be gay?

    [cuts to peter sitting on the couch alone watching caroline in the city]



    That reindeer one is possibly the funniest family guy quote ever.


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    #108
    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    pretty much anything that stewie says cracks me up but some of my favourites are:

    Isn't it funny how they say "life is like a box of chocolates"? Well in your case, dear mother, life is like a box of active grenades now deliver the mind control device ...... or be destroyed!!!!

    OR


    Greg, I'm afraid you've earned four hours in the snake pit as punishment. And Jan, for tattling on your brother, you've earned a day in the chamber of fire.


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    #109
    PlayGirl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    :D:D who doesnt love family guy :D:D


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    #110
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    lets to the time warp again

    3.5yrs old

    Bold Playgirl

    Bumping old threads... tut tut tut


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    #111
    PlayGirl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    Rabies wrote:
    lets to the time warp again

    3.5yrs old

    Bold Playgirl

    Bumping old threads... tut tut tut
    LOL i was searching the humour fourm by thread rating from the beginning!.. and jeez 3.5 years! never noticed :eek: :o:D


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