Sir Galahad the Pure (warning: adult themes)

LoBo · 01-05-2003 8:08am #1

Sir Galahad the Pure, Grail Knight of Camelot, was one of the most famous knights of the round table. However, he had one longstanding wish - to suck Queen Guinevere's voluptuous breasts to his hearts desire. Every time he was near her (a common occurence, being her chosen protector) he would find his mind always going back to thoughts about her breasts, and every time he would chastely try and think of other things.

Eventually he became so frustrated and sick with desire he sought out wise Merlin for help. After hearing Galahad's pleas Merlin agrees to help, on one condition: once Galahad has sucked the Queen's breasts to his hearts desire, he must then undertake a dangerous (nay, suicidal) quest for Merlin. Galahad immediatly agrees.

The next day Merlin prepares a high-intensity Itch Lotion in his lofty tower, and sneakily pours some into the Queen's royal bra while she is bathing. Later on, the Queen has developed an unstoppable itch all over her breasts and cannot help herself but continuously scratch and grope herself - much to King Arthur's horror. Naturally King Arthur begs Merlin for help - after a lengthy consultation Merlin decrees that only the purest saliva in the world, applied for four hours, could cure the Queen. And who, he added, would have the purest saliva but the purest knight?

Therefore Sir Galahad the Pure was summoned to cure the Queen, and ordered by his liege King Arthur to suck and lick the Queen's breasts for four hours. Sir Galahad reluctantly agreed to do his duty and set to with much ardour - for four hours he licked, sucked, nibbled and jiggled the Queen's royal bosom under King Arthur's worried supervision. When it was all over the Queen revealed herself cured at last and a delighted King Arthur bestowed a small keep on Galahad for his knightly valour!

The next morning Merlin called in on a hungover yet still delighted Galahad to set him on his Quest - however Galahad knew that Merlin would never reveal what had really happened to the King because he himself had been so intrumental in the plot, and so decided he wouldn't do as Merlin asked and in fact roughly expelled him from his rooms.

Wily Merlin however knew how to teach Galahad the Pure a lesson - that very afternoon he snuck into the King's bedroom and (no doubt grinning through his beard) liberally spread Itch Lotion all over the inside of the King's favorite codpiece.