colonoscopies

Pep

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies (sticking a camera up the butt to see if there is any signs of cancer, etc.):

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."


7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

Big Chief

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

lol

pld that man

nanook

i dont know what would be worse

having it done or doing it to someone.

ugggghhhhhhh the thought

but some good quotes all the same

hells angels

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

hehe sweet..lol

commuterised

Originally posted by nanook
i dont know what would be worse

having it done or doing it to someone.

ugggghhhhhhh the thought

but some good quotes all the same

No-one probably wants to know but just in case anyone does..

You don't remember having it, they give you drugs that enable them to ask you to change position but you don't feel any pain and you don't recall anything about the procedure.

TomTom

At least you don't have to remember it, that would have to be disturbing.

Mistakill

Originally posted by Pep

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

/me laughs his balls off

nice one:)