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Sperm Bank

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  • 01-05-2003 11:19pm
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    Macker
    Registered Users Posts: 917 ✭✭✭


    A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He
    goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says
    "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he
    replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm
    samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she
    looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks
    it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that
    one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and
    says, "See honey - its not that hard."


    Macker


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