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Girl Joke - (old one)

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  • 02-05-2003 10:46am
    #1
    McGintyMcGoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭


    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
    Well,the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3
    a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted!


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol, dont know why I find that funny, but it got a good laugh :)


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    #3
    McGintyMcGoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭McGintyMcGoo


    The joke is strangely appealing to 2% of people (me and you) and hated by everyone else! :ninja:


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    nanook
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    you better count me in the joke appreciation club


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    Kwizatz Anorak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭Kwizatz Anorak


    Got me and some people in the office laughing, I like it :)


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    YoungNastyMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭YoungNastyMan


    That joke was about as funny as a dead baby in a clown suit


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    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    LOL now that'd be even funnier. but it'd have to wear the big shoes


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    #8
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    i thought about it and the only possible reason that the joke could have possibly made me laugh is due to one simple word
    Fart

    is there a funnier word? i think not!


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    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    i think it may hav bin the fart too..but fúck it, it made me laugh and now im happy!!!!


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