Blonde joke

ciano

>A girl came skipping home from school one day.
>
>"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids
>could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
>8,
>9, 10!"
>
>"Very good," said her mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
>
>"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
>
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
>
>"Mummy, Mummy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the
>other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e,
>f, g!"
>
>"Very good," said her mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
>
>"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
>
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
>
>"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we
>showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have
>these!" , and she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
>
>"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
>
>"No, it's because you're 25."

swalsh

pure class lol:D

Pugsley

rofl, nice one

Drunk pirate

One that actually made me laugh out loud for once!

de5p0i1er

Nice one

hells angels

lol..heard one like it before but didn't realise it had the same ending!!