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Never pee after...........

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  • 03-05-2003 10:48pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭


    (feel free to add...)

    - Using Ralgex muscle spray or cream / wintergreen oil / olbus oil -steam inhalant / chilli powder while cooking ...... :eek: :eek: ;)
    ( without washing ur hands at least 10 times! :eek: ;) )


    If u dont believe me, try it, spray ralgex on ur hands, go pee and ill tell u where u live by whatever direction i hear the scream coming from :)

    On the other hand, it can be a great great revenge girls and boys, if u somhow manage to get some on ur guys hand, b4 he goes to pee (spray some on urs and hold hands, tell him the smell is a new musky perfume ur wearing :) (99% of men will believe this for some reason!)

    .....or spray some into a bottle tell him "oh, i just bought this new perfume, but smells more like aftershave to me" and get him to let u wipe it on his hands "to see how it smells" ;)

    be creative with this new knowledge young jedi's :ninja:




    B :cool:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    You could always spray some on to toilet paper sheets........, Ring of Fire......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,248 ✭✭✭Duffman


    Not so much humour as it is evil....


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,186 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Don't shave before you go running a marathon either.

    And never eat the mints at the cash desk in a resterant.

    (most people go to the bathroom before they pay the bill...)

    You're right this ain't funny,,


    Ok -
    "Waiter, whats this fly doing on my ice cream ?"

    "Learning to ski, sir"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    is there a board for evil things/people. if not there should be. i'm sure that there's a demand for it.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    it's called after hours. adfd


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