What do you call it?

ecksor

Just reading through the threads on PI here, I notice an odd reference to someone personalising their penis and this usually comes with a little pet name.

Now, I've never done this and I'm wondering if I'm missing out. Am I missing out on a constant companion to share my thoughts with? Or is it hanging around down there thinking that the relationship is only one way?

So, what do you call it?

LegacyUser

larry the lad...

YoungNastyMan

My Girlfriend named mine.


Ferris

ecksor

Is that because she keeps giving it the day off?

YoungNastyMan

.'Is that because she keeps giving it the day off?'


No, but its got to do with that movie, not bothered to explain why. Its not very interesting either.

But the names stuck.
I think she did it, cause girls don;t like saying works like

Penis
C0ck
One eyed Trouser sanke
or Purple headed womb broom

ecksor

Originally posted by YoungNastyMan
No, but its got to do with that movie, not bothered to explain why. Its not very interesting either.

Ah, c'mon, you should have said it was because it was the biggest ride in the fairground, or something.

YoungNastyMan

OMG how did you know ?

sceptre

I call it my penis (I'm not 12, you see)

I did once go out with someone who once used the line "your penis, as you like to call it"

Presumably in her 26 years, every male had used a euphemism to describe it and she had never heard the term (must have been missing from biology class that day)

She's married now - presumably to some chap who calls it his "knob"
:rolleyes:

DeadBankClerk

Cock.

Doodee

Mr anderson

sometimes Phisy

Pigman II

Originally posted by YoungNastyMan
My Girlfriend named mine.
Ferris

Then was it because it's tiny, hard to find and a good laugh for everyone who's ever seen it?

CuLT

.I rarely refer to it in conversation ...

But thinking about it, probably John Hancock :rolleyes: .

YoungNastyMan

Originally posted by Pigman II
Then was it because it's tiny, hard to find and a good laugh for everyone who's ever seen it?

What has that got to do with the name Ferris ?
Ferris bulers day off is a
Feature LENGTH film,
Availible in all good Video shops
and one fast paced roller coaster ride of a cock.........erm film

ykt0di9url7bc3

"the boy"

Rene

My Johnson, <ahem>

ferdi

i call mine President Harry S. Truman.

Caesar_Bojangle

I call mine Russell Crowe because its ugly, hairy and always trying to pick a fight

Kai

Originally posted by SearrarD
"the boy"

Your not a priest in training are you ?

ballooba

The Big South Philly Cheese Steak

I really should got to the STD clinic with that.

Mutz

Bongo

The name arose (weh weh whe ) when myself and the girlfriend were in the Zoo and we were looking at Gazelles called Bongos She thought it was a nice name - I didnt mind. I kinda like it lol

Chad ghostal

Originally posted by ferdi
i call mine President Harry S. Truman.

Truman is short, square, simple, and looks one straight in the face.
- Harold Nicolson, on Harry S. Truman

#

ah.. .shaft ..
orrr.. .. "it"

LegacyUser

ffs man there is no need to insult another mans cock

Zukustious

What do I call my penis? I call it my penis. Simple as that.

Silent Bob

Originally posted by Monty Python:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

thedrowner

cock or penis and i feel like a cabbage calling it either one...

i once named somebodies mr happy just to piss him off (yeah our song was that song melanie c and lisa left eye sang....once again just to piss him off)

anyone ever seen the movie labyrinth (it was on tonight...weird)
david bowie wears very tight trousers...so tight that it did inspire my friends and i to name his 'major bob'

Evil Phil

I had a girlfriend once who insisted I gave it a name so I called it 'Mr. Wiggly'. I got the name from a movie called Bird on a Wire. We laughed for hours.

Nowadays I just refer to it as my cock just like my arm or my nose.

Mutz

Originally posted by thedrowner
....

i once named somebodies mr happy just to piss him off (yeah our song was that song melanie c and lisa left eye sang....once again just to piss him off)

....

Your name isn't Grainne is it? lol, that would be too weird

thedrowner

hmmm....it wouldn't be the first time i've been accused of being with random people i dont know

nope, name's not grainne.

Hatchie

I used to call my private, but had to promote it to general after a large number of good performances between the sheets.

Considered giving it a medal for bravery on one or two occasions during the years aswell

AndyW

'Considered giving it a medal for bravery on one or two occasions during the years aswell'


Would this be for a back door entry by any chance ?

Cause theres a thin line between bravery and stupidity

ferdi

"he is stupid, ugly and smelly"
- Ferdi on Chad ghostal