What do you call it?

Hatchie

definitely not back door entry. Would have a full scale revolution if the general was attempted to be put with 600 miles of a back door entry

Wolf

I had a girl friend once that was convinced that everyone had a name for theirs. I dont. But she decided to call mine Batman.

"Would you like to ride with Batman".........omg even I felt embaressed.

Victor

When it comes up in conversation it is "my penis", nothing else.

So if women feel the need to name penises, do they name other parts aswell?

Wolf

Originally posted by Victor
When it comes up in conversation it is "my penis", nothing else.

So if women feel the need to name penises, do they name other parts aswell?

Yeah my ears called bert and my hands called Mr.Lazy.

elexes

used to be
private
then made its way up the ranks

its now been at general first class ... prepair for war ...

vac

How original elexes.

michaelanthony

My peepee

Squall

ROFL

Just had a flash back from last year. There was a guy in our class that looked like elvis so one of the other lads in the class drew a cock with elvis hair and the suit and guitar and everything(you had to see this to believe it, was hillarious, especially when our english teacher took it up, looked at it and broke down laughing) anyway he called it Pelvis - king of cock and hole

That names stuck with your man(my fault really, mentioned the whole thing to his GF, accidently of course )

Pepe LeFrits

I call mine vac.

Cake Fiend

Big Al


mmm, meaty goodness

Kai

Lord and Master.
:rolleyes:

elexes

Originally posted by vac
How original elexes.

thx i didnt try at all

Beëlzebooze

she can call it anything but Mr. Floppy

CuLT

Originally posted by Squall
ROFL

Just had a flash back from last year. There was a guy in our class that looked like elvis so one of the other lads in the class drew a cock with elvis hair and the suit and guitar and everything(you had to see this to believe it, was hillarious, especially when our english teacher took it up, looked at it and broke down laughing) anyway he called it Pelvis - king of cock and hole

That names stuck with your man(my fault really, mentioned the whole thing to his GF, accidently of course )

rofl, thats genius .

thedrowner

Originally posted by Victor


So if women feel the need to name penises, do they name other parts aswell?

yeah...my boobs are named (giles and paidi), by my friends for a few reasons. the first was when we sat around on holidays we discussed what our names would be if we were guys. i insisted i would be a giles and my friends insisted i would be a paidi (that doesn't say much for me). and because i was on holiday and toplessness was a major part of that holiday they decided to name my boobs after that.

po0k

cóc (in a Scottish accent)

Caesar_Bojangle

Mr doesnt work

Zukustious

A:Can you believe these guys that sleep with their guns? It's ridiculous. I bet they even have names for them!
B:Yeah, ha ha. So. Umm..... you don't?
A:Hell no. You do?
B:Well kinda.
A:Well, lets hear it.
B: Dick Justice.
A: I rest my case.

-Max Payne

That'd be a good name.

karma kabbage

well there is a penis out there which i once named Dr.Eduardo Bonky on a very silly, giggley, but fun night

however in my defense i tend to name everything....there is a bottle opener in cork named barney and a boulder in donegal named frank.... bad habits

helen_br

Originally posted by ecksor
Now, I've never done this and I'm wondering if I'm missing out. Am I missing out on a constant companion to share my thoughts with? Or is it hanging around down there thinking that the relationship is only one way?

What a strange idea - how can you have a relationship with your Johnson when it is clearly a part of you anyway. I certainly don't view my fanny as a separate entity to myself, it's just an integral part of my whole ( or should that be hole? ) dynamic system.

ecksor

I'm glad somebody finally addressed the original issue!

ecksor

Wait a second, she called it Johnson ...

helen_br

Originally posted by ecksor
Wait a second, she called it Johnson ...

heh heh - good one Mind you, Johnson is a generic term isn't it - it's not as if I was referring to a specific being such as 'Mr Bigglesworth the cicumcised 4-incher' ! <g>

YoungNastyMan

'What a strange idea - how can you have a relationship with your Johnson when it is clearly a part of you anyway. I certainly don't view my fanny as a separate entity to myself, it's just an integral part of my whole ( or should that be hole? ) dynamic system.'

Women just don't get it.

ecksor

:rolleyes:

karma kabbage

Women just don't get it.

depends on the woman.. heh heh heh

Mercury_Tilt

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karma kabbage

i don't think it would it be rude of you to ask what age i am!

Littletinyman

I call mine Michael Banim.

Tyrrial

i accualy can't spell what mines called........ that's pretty wierd