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Onestone

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  • 07-05-2003 9:55am
    #1
    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭


    This was his Indian name because he had only one testicle.After
    years
    and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me
    Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called
    him any more. Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning
    Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest,
    there he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her
    all
    the next day, until she died from exhaustion. The word got around that
    Onestone meant business. Years went by until a woman returned to the
    village after many years away. She was overjoyed when she saw onestone
    and
    hugged him and said, "Good to see you onestone." Again, Onestone
    grabbed
    her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day,
    shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the
    next night, but she wouldn't die! What is the moral of the story?

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