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Question time for God

Caesar_Bojangle · 2003-05-07 15:57:55

If you could ask God the almighty, creator of all things one question what would it be? Not purposely trying to blackball the atheists here but what the hell you're f#cked anyway. I just know someone is goning ask when will affordable broadband be available in ireland

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#52 08-05-2003 8:41pm

Pompey Magnus

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Who is Keyser Soze?

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#53 08-05-2003 8:47pm

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Where'd you get the ace of spades tattoo on your arm done?

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#54 08-05-2003 8:48pm

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When will Liverpool return to good form and finally win something decent?

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#55 08-05-2003 8:50pm

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A train leaves Chicago heading for New York at 08.00 in the morning travelling at a speed of 80 miles hour. Another train leaves New York heading for Chicago at 9.35am at a speed of 75 miles per hour. Taking the distance between Chicago and New York to be 800 miles, at what time will the two trains meet?

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#56 08-05-2003 9:02pm

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Pah, I can answer that.....

Probably when they stop playing like its a game of bowls...

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#57 08-05-2003 9:18pm

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God why are there so many people like sykeirl around who blame the fans when the stupid manager of the team is clearly to blame??

Also will I ever be happy for longer than two weeks?

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#58 09-05-2003 12:35am

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Were I to be pedantic I'd point out that I only referred to their playing style..... that sort of implicates the manager more than anyone else, it being tactic related.

You could argue I was having a go at the players...but the fans? eh?

*pfft* English Mod indeed! *wink*

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#59 09-05-2003 1:47am

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Ah would ya phuisht! I'm only on the deffensive coz all I ever get is a bashing for supporting em!

PS God please let me sleep!!!!!

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#60 09-05-2003 9:29am

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Originally posted by Amz
Ah would ya phuisht! I'm only on the deffensive coz all I ever get is a bashing

Wow, the supporter mirrors the team!

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#61 09-05-2003 10:54am

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Why would I awnser such pointless questions ?!?

The one you know as mordeth may ask a question on behalf of humanity for the next thousand years.

You saw nothing.

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#62 09-05-2003 11:51am

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God , the annunciation of your mother in to heaven, was it a vertical takeoff or did she take a run at it?

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#63 09-05-2003 11:51am

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how on earth did bush become president of the USA?

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#64 09-05-2003 11:58am

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Wheres my dinner

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#65 09-05-2003 12:46pm

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Who created you?

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#66 09-05-2003 1:14pm

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#67 09-05-2003 1:15pm

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Mercie has found god

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#68 09-05-2003 1:22pm

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is that your natural hair colour ?

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#69 09-05-2003 1:53pm

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What am i thinking right now

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#70 09-05-2003 2:07pm

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Originally posted by Gordon
Mercie has found god

FFS that was funny

Hey Merc you going to the beer bash pints on me

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#71 09-05-2003 2:35pm

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#72 09-05-2003 3:54pm

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Originally posted by Gordon
Mercie has found god

RAFLMFAO... excellent... 10/10

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#73 09-05-2003 5:27pm

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

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#74 09-05-2003 6:01pm

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Mercie has found god

Oh dear, God?

Is Mercury_Tilt the antichrist?

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#75 09-05-2003 6:14pm

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Originally posted by bug
Mercie has found god

Oh dear, God?

Is Mercury_Tilt the antichrist?

He may well spawn the antichrist.....and he may well have chosen you to be the vessel :eek:

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#76 09-05-2003 7:26pm

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#77 09-05-2003 7:40pm

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Why? Just Why??

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#78 09-05-2003 8:43pm

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do lies really make baby jesus cry?

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#79 09-05-2003 8:45pm

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Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
I am the vessel of our Lord on boards now. You sir are only posting such tempting evil thoughts because the Devil has you in his grip!

Isaiah 59:2
"But your iniquities have separated you from your God; and your sins have hidden His face from you, so that he will not hear".

Feel his love so that you might see our loving Lord patchie for I would only procreate with bug under the holy sanctimony of marriage. One blessed in Gods own house.

Repent!

What about the naughty pic you posted of Buffy on the North forum??? You biggot

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#80 10-05-2003 12:19pm

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Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
I am the vessel of our Lord on boards now. You sir are only posting such tempting evil thoughts because the Devil has you in his grip!

Isaiah 59:2
"But your iniquities have separated you from your God; and your sins have hidden His face from you, so that he will not hear".

Feel his love so that you might see our loving Lord patchie for I would only procreate with bug under the holy sanctimony of marriage. One blessed in Gods own house.

Repent!

Would this be a good time to point out that 'God' is most likely a figment of many minds, used to create 'hope' where there may well be none? That, or a v. clever marketing stategy

Oh yeah......Adam and Eve?? Not a true story........;)

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#81 10-05-2003 2:18pm

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Originally posted by Amz
Why do men have nipples God?

Every medical student knows the answer to that one. Ask God another question.

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#82 10-05-2003 2:28pm

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Tea?

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#83 10-05-2003 2:42pm

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Going for a Pint?

Homosexuality....whats the story there lioke?

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#84 10-05-2003 2:57pm

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Got a smoke ?

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#85 10-05-2003 3:05pm

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Hi God! When are you going to do the world a favour and eradicate humanity?

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#86 10-05-2003 4:18pm

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If they DO identify the gene for homosexuality, what with genetic mapping, then where do you stand on that issue considering you created all humanity?

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#87 10-05-2003 9:34pm

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So I was right you are Paul Osam

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#88 10-05-2003 10:28pm

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what have you been doing for 13.8 billion years?

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#89 10-05-2003 10:30pm

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go on... show us a miracle then...

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#90 10-05-2003 11:21pm

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You're not the Messiah....You're a very naughty boy!

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#91 11-05-2003 12:05am

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Got milk?

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#92 11-05-2003 1:12pm

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God, how could you let so much suffering into the world? Like allowing Stella to lose her groove

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#93 11-05-2003 4:12pm

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Is the female orgasm real, or just a myth?

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#94 11-05-2003 5:19pm

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"What was glowing in the case in Pulp Fiction?"

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#95 11-05-2003 9:02pm

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"What was glowing in the case in Pulp Fiction?"

Pulp
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#96 11-05-2003 11:00pm

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Question for god?
"Would you suck my cock for €1,000,000?"

Ive always wanted to know that, well not really. Id probably punch him in the face and ask if it would hurt. Come on God, would it!?

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#97 11-05-2003 11:16pm

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so.... umm what music you into?

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#98 11-05-2003 11:18pm

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Were the Beatles really bigger than Jesus?

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#99 12-05-2003 8:54am

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Originally posted by Pinky18
Watch hot babes masturbating & getting ****ed HARD on videos & webcams with sound !!! Its 100% FREE...have a look now!! Click here !!

ha ha.... good bye

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#100 12-05-2003 12:00pm

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do you really kill a kitten when someone has a ****?

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#101 12-05-2003 3:43pm

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Why do you let stupid people have keyboards?

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