Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Ill put you in the home I saw on "60 Minutes"

Options
  • 08-05-2003 9:32am
    #1
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭


    Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge
    around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and
    getting up to maximum speed down the long corridors.
    Because she and her fellow residents are one sandwich short of a
    picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the males
    actually join in.

    One day, Ethel was speeding along one corridor when door opened and Mad Mike stepped out of his room with his arm
    outstretched.

    "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license to drive that thing?"
    Ethel fished around in her handbag, pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
    "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!" Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him.
    William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am".

    As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers
    Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.

    "Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"


Comments

  • Options
    #2
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    sick very sick and very old..it was posted aout a month back


Advertisement