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cujimmy · 2003-05-09 11:06:53

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal…

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09-05-2003 12:06pm

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cujimmy

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What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

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#2 09-05-2003 4:07pm
bpm

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funny but enough with the blonde jokes:D

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#3 12-05-2003 2:40pm
scrawnban

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Your not blonde bpm

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#4 12-05-2003 3:27pm
hells angels

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