Assassin

Rabies · 09-05-2003 7:09pm #1

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3
finalists...2
men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took
one
of the men to
large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that
you
will
follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair.
"Kill
her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could
never
shoot my
wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man
for
this job.
Take your wife and go home." The second man was given
the
same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried,
but
I
can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have
what
it
takes. Take your wife
and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was
given
the same
instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and
went
into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After
a
few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to
beat
him to death with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.