Memorable Star Trek Quotes

Ruu_Old

one from the Generations movie
"I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers" -- Kirk

one of my favourites
"Life forms.... You tiny little life forms..... You precious little life forms.... Where are you?" -- Data, singing and playing the control pannel like a musical instrument

one from Insurrection
"Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?" -- Riker

and finally the great Jean Luc wisdom quote
"Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey.
It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will
never come again. What we leave behind is not as
important as how we have lived."

Anyone else besides my geeky self have a bunch of these saved as away messages lol

seamus

Only one:

Seven: "Here is Voyagers complete weapons inventory"
(Janeway and Tuvok look at eachother in surprise)
Tuvok: "Where did you get this information?"
(short pause)
Seven: "We are Borg"

Love that quote.

azezil

Worf "I must protest, I am not a merry man!"

Janeway "Deploy the armour" (if seen that episode, oh mommy >_<)

Riker "They're carving us up like a roast" (borg cutting beam)

MrGump

Originally posted by seamus
Only one:

Seven: "Here is Voyagers complete weapons inventory"
(Janeway and Tuvok look at eachother in surprise)
Tuvok: "Where did you get this information?"
(short pause)
Seven: "We are Borg"


I agree with you Seamus good quote but i think its better with Tuvok's reply : "Naturally"

Oh he is a funny vulcan!

Woden

Worf to Picard First Contact
"If you where any other man I would kill you where you stand"

Scotty to himself The final frontier (i think)
"I know this ship like the back of my hand"

Thud as he walks into metal beam quality

Kirk to whale girl The voyage home
"I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space"

Praetorian

Worf in First Contact "Assimilate this"

Gowran speaking to Sisko from DS9 episode Way of the warrior "You have sided against us in Battle, this we will not forgive or forget" - Then he does the eyebrow thing So cool!

spooky donkey

Dont ask me why this sticks in my mind but ....

" Kirk: Youre not exactally catching us at our best ! Spock: That much is certin " Said to that marine biologist in the voyage home!

ferdi

surely its:

McCoy - "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a brick layer!"

Ruu_Old

who could forget Data

"Captain, i believe i am speaking for everyone when i say, to hell with our orders"

STaN

"Shields up! Rrrrred alert!" -- Riker (practically every episode!!!)

"Eaten any good books lately?" -- Q (to Worf)

awww poor worf

What is it?" -- Picard about Nagillum
"There's nothing out there; absolutely nothing" -- Data
"Well it's a damn ugly nothing!" -- Geordi [to Worf]

"Masculine and feminine. I understand" -- Nagillum
"Yes. That is how we propogate our species" -- Picard
"Please demonstrate" -- Nagillum
"Not likely!" -- Dr. Pulaski

hahah love that one.

"If you prick me, do I not... leak?" -- Data

"If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe!" -- Dr. Crusher

"The universe is a spheroid region, 705 metres in diameter" -- The Computer

LMAO

"Besides, you look good in a dress" -- Riker to Worf

goes well with:

"I am NOT a merry man!!!" -- Worf

hehe

"Captain's Personal Log, supplemental. I have just witnessed the total destruction of the U.S.S. Enterprise with the loss of all hands. Save one. Me." -- Picard's log from the future

Bit suspicious there captian!

What do you want me to do?" -- Q
"Die" -- Worf

and finally (for now )

"Captain, we're receiving two hundred and eighty-five thousand hails" -- Lt. Wesley Crusher

... lol Denial of Service

STaN

"They were just sucked into space" -- Riker
"Blown, sir" -- Data
"Sorry, Data" -- Riker
"Common mistake, sir" -- Data (The Naked Now)

LMAO

STaN

Random chance seems to have operated in our favor" -- Spock
"In plain, non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky" -- McCoy
"I believe I said that, Doctor" -- Spock

"You look quite well for a man that's been 'utterly destroyed', Mr. Spock." -- Kirk

"Computer, compute to the last digit the value of pi" -- Spock

"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk

"The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank." -- Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott

"Please, Spock, do me a favor ... 'n' don't say it's `fascinating'..." -- Dr. McCoy
"No... but it is... interesting..." -- Spock

LOL

The Corinthian

Q is trying to charm Janeway with some pet puppies, as he proceeds to attempt to charm her, his apparent girlfriend a female Q appears and demands to know: "What are you doing with that dog - and I don't mean the puppy!"

Also anything by Elim Garark of DS9:

"The truth is only a lie that hasn't been discovered yet."

"Always burn your bridges after you, you never know who might be trying to follow."

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination."

"I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences."

(Bashir tells the story of the boy who cried "Wolf")
Bashir: "If you lie all the time, no one is going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth."
Garak: "Are you sure that's the point, Doctor?"
Bashir: "Of course. What else would it be?"
Garak: "That you should never tell the same lie twice."

disco_rob_funk

The Enterprise has beamed aboard an entire civilisation of 1800s-Irish-esque people. The cargo bay is overrun with hay, shouting, screaming children and rampaging farm animals.

Picard, to Ryker:

"Well, sometimes, one simply has to bow to the absurd..."

excellent!

Fidelis

The Corinthian, that post looks suspiciously identical to one you posted in a thread last year

Here are some great quotes from a previous thread.

The Corinthian

Originally posted by Fidelis
The Corinthian, that post looks suspiciously identical to one you posted in a thread last year

What do you expect at 1 in the morning..? :rolleyes:

Jaybuses crisp

generations soron to picard "they say captain that time is the fire in which we burn
kirk to scotty-scotty to kirk

"how are we" " the conductors are blown the crystals are craked and the main circuit bord is by-passed like a chrismas tree" ...so when can we expect power 5 hours???" "aye i need six at least" 3 hors later powers restored

Redshift

According to starfllet research borg implants can cause severe skin irritation, Perhaps you would like an analgesic cream? (the Doctor taking to an advancing drone)

Take the cheese to sick bay, (torres, Voyager)

He must be the only engineer in starfleet who doesn't go to engineering (Duras sisters, Generations) refering to Laforge

I know loads of others can't think of them now.

Ryan

Vokes

Cant believe no one has yet mentioned THAT Picard quote from First Contact; you know the one - "They assimlate entire worlds, we fall back..."

I cant remember it all, anyone wanna fill in the blanks?

Sposs

First Contact


Time line?!?!? This is no time to argue about time! We don't HAVE the time! ... what was I saying?" -- Troi

[Riker chuckles] "You're drunk." -- Riker

"I am not." -- Troi, indignantly

"Yes you are." -- Riker, laughing

"Look. He wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called 'tequila' just to find out that HE was the one we're looking for! And I've spent the last twenty minutes trying to keep his hands off me! So don't go criticizing my counseling techniques!" -- Troi

Spock

"i can see you Kirk, can you see me"
ST6

"you managed to kill just about everyone else but like a fool you keep missing the target"
ST2

Two great ones there

Woden

"Guess who's coming to dinner?" Chekov
ST VI

"Romulan ale should be illegal" Worf
ST X (i think?)

They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back, the line must be drawn here, this far, no further and I will make them pay for what they've done

(Dramatic smashing of lovely case with golden enterprise's)


"So much for the enterprise E we barely knew her" Crusher
"Think they'll build another one?" Laforge (perhaps)
"Theres plenty more letters in the alphabet" (Picard)

Gargamel

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this one yet..

TASHA "You are, fully functional aren't you Data?"

DATA "...and programmed in multiple techniques.."

Woden

indeed and then the follow up in first contact pure quality

simu

Some more Data quotes:
(he's my all-time favourite fictional character:))


"It appears we will be required to... ignite the midnight petroleum Sir"

Data (referring to fog covering the floor of the bridge): It appears to be a condensed suspension of water vapour. One degree Celsius.
Picard: Fog!?
Riker: It just sort of rolled in on us, Sir.


Data: Jenna, are we no longer "a couple"?
Jenna: No, we're not.
Data: Then I will delete the appropriate program.


Jenna: What were you just thinking?
Data: In that particular moment, I was reconfiguring the warp field parameters, analyzing the collected works of Charles Dickens, calculating the maximum pressure I could safely apply to your lips, considering a new food supplement for Spot...
Jenna: I'm glad I was in there somewhere.

Ruu_Old

Zephram Cochrane: You think I want to go to the stars? I don't even like to fly--I take trains.

Picard: Mr. Worf, do you remember your zero g combat training? Worf: I remember how it made me sick to my stomach.

and finally

Lt. Cmdr. Data: And for a time, I was tempted by her offer.
Capt. Jean-Luc Picard: How long a time?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: 0.68 seconds sir. For an android,
that is nearly an eternity.

stereo_steve

I can't believe that my favourite hasn't been said yet!

Naomi Wildman was followong Seven and seven turns round and says:

"Naomi Wildman, sub unit of Ensign Wildman, state your intention"

Ruu_Old

heres a good one

Guinan: I hear they've drummed you out of the continuum.
Q: I like to think of it as a significant career change.
Guinan: Just one of the boys, eh?
Q: One of the boys with an IQ of 2005.
Data: The Captain and many of the crew are not yet convinced he is truly human.
Guinan: Really? (pokes Q with a fork) He seems human enough for me.

Seven of Nine:

"I am unaccustomed to this..Borg do not sit"

ilkhanid

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. "

...and B'Elanna Torres to 7 of 9 after she has pronounced in favour of a particular course of action

"I'm sure it will work....now that we've got your blessing" (sarcastically)

7 of 9 "You are erratic, conflicted, disorganised. Every decision is debated, every action questioned. Every individual entitled to their own small opinion. You lack harmony, cohesion, greatness. It will be your undoing."

IvySlayer

"It appears we have lost our sex appeal, Captain."
- Tuvok From Elogium

''KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN''

- Kirk

I'll post more.

nyarlothothep

"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires, both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."

Q and Picard

and

"The Continuum didn't think you had it in you, Jean-Luc, but I knew you did."
"Are you saying that it worked? We collapsed the anomaly?"
"Is that all this meant to you? Just another spatial anomaly? Just another day at the office?"
"Did it work?"
"Well, you're here, aren't you? You're talking to me, aren't you?"
"What about my crew?"
""The anomaly...my ship...my crew..." I suppose you're worried about your fish, too. Well, if it puts your mind at ease, you've saved humanity...once again."
"Thank you."
"For what?"
"You had a hand in helping me get out of this."
"I was the one who got you into it--a directive from the Continuum. The part about the helping hand, though...was my idea."
"I sincerely hope that this is the last time that I find myself here."
"You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The trial never ends. We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did."
"When I realized the paradox."
"Exactly. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. That is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence."
"Q, what is it that you're trying to tell me?"
"You'll find out. In any case, I'll be watching. And if you're very lucky, I'll drop by to say hello from time to time. See you...out there."

- Q and Picard, their last conversation


"I should have done this long ago."
"You were always welcome."
"So, five-card stud, nothing wild...and the sky's the limit."

- Picard, and Troi, last lines of the series