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Its official Jesus was Irish.

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  • 14-05-2003 10:05pm
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    pfitz
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    He had 12 drinking Friends, he Trained as a Carpenter, was unemployed, lived with his mother until he was 33 and she thought he was GOD


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    Pompey Magnus
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    maybe an irish woman?
    1. (S)He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    2 . (S)He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    3. Even when (s)he was dead, (s)he had to get up because there was more work for him (her) to do.


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    I'm sensing a little bitterness... :)


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    Beruthiel
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    Originally posted by Mordeth
    I'm sensing a little bitterness... :)

    would those be your spidie senses?? :D


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    hells angels
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    aye tis true....:D


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    nope, the femenist alert system 4000, all the features of the femenist alert system 3000 plus it's software upgradeable.


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    Beruthiel
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    Originally posted by Mordeth
    nope, the femenist alert system 4000, all the features of the femenist alert system 3000 plus it's software upgradeable.

    lol
    time to leave your room Mordeth :D


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    cujimmy
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    Jesus was from Ballymun. How do we know this?


    He never met his real father


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    cujimmy
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    Jesus was.... Black:

    1. He called everyone "brother"
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    Jesus was... Jewish :

    1. He went into His Fathers business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

    Jesus was ...Italian:

    1. He talked with his hands.
    2. He had wine with every meal.
    3. He used olive oil.

    Jesus was... a Californian:

    1. He never cut his hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.

    Jesus was... Irish:

    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.
    4. His last request was for a drink


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    JohnK
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    lol :D


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    pyramid man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭pyramid man


    Originally posted by Mordeth
    nope, the femenist alert system 4000, all the features of the femenist alert system 3000 plus it's software upgradeable.

    listen just go buy an imac. it is a computer made for idiots i mean real intellegent people


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