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Simpson quotes

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  • 14-05-2003 10:47pm
    #1
    Saint-dotsie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭


    "purples a fruit"


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    #2
    Amz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Mmmm sacralicious....


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    #3
    ThatBloke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 362 ✭✭ThatBloke


    I'm not not licking toads


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    #4
    GerK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭GerK


    'Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use'


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    #5
    Sandi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭Sandi


    "exactly...doh!"


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    #6
    thedrowner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭thedrowner


    our boyis going on his first date! 'sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset. nd the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon....YES! we have no banana's'


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    #7
    Richie
    Registered Users Posts: 184 ✭✭Richie


    Ralph Wiggum: "Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"


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    Cozpyro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭Cozpyro


    Mono...D'oh


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    #9
    fat toni
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭fat toni


    i will only use this bed for three things.......eating sleeping and maybe building a little fort.......homer

    you know i dont like it out doors smythers....there are to many fat children.....mr burns


    yes i worked for 72 hours straight....i felt like a humming bird of some kind.......apu

    oakaly dokaly........ned flanders

    trouble with the wife eh,why dont you get one of those blow up woman simpson....but you want to make sure it a woman though cause this one time i...........ha ha .......chief wiggam

    jez homer lisa dont eat no meat and barts turning gay...you and marge aint cousins are you...............mo sislack


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    #10
    DerekD Goldfish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭DerekD Goldfish


    This is the life. Homer
    when bart and lisa get married it will all be theirs. homer
    You mean to other people. marge
    ok but I aint paying for two weddings. homer

    Ive brought my new invention a sarcasim detecor. Frink
    A sarcasim detector oh that will be usefull. Comic book guy
    Machine explodes


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    karma kabbage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 413 ✭✭karma kabbage


    homer: well i guess you could say they're barking up the wrong bush
    homers' brain: there it is homer, the smartest thing you've ever said and no-one was around to hear it
    homer: d'oh


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    #12
    the happy hobo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭the happy hobo


    Those rainbow suspenders eh? Pretty cool way to keep up your pants.


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    #13
    ThatBloke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 362 ✭✭ThatBloke


    We like roy !
    We like roy !
    :p


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    karma kabbage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 413 ✭✭karma kabbage


    I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.


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    #15
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Bart: "Lisa in trouble? Oh the ironing is delicious!"


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    Imaal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Imaal


    Homer:'Aaaaw! 20 dollars, I wanted a peanut
    his brain:20 dollars can buy many peanuts
    homer:explain how
    his brain:money can be exchanged for goods and services
    homer:woohoo!'

    homer:MMMM floor pie, waaaaaaaah!


    troy mcleure:Get confident stupid

    Grounskeeper Willie: there, pretty as a picture. WAAAAAAAH! ZOMBIES!!! there, pretty as a picture!


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    §eth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭§eth


    Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene." - Homer

    Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? - Homer

    Lisa, Vampires are make believe, like Elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos - Homer

    Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? - Homer

    To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems! - Homer

    Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's
    mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I
    passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
    Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
    Homer: I like stories.

    Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju! - Homer

    God Bless Homer


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    RockViper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭RockViper


    Homer: Well looks like the Bear Patrol is doing its job

    Lisa: Thats specious reasoning dad

    Homer: Hmmm how do you mean?

    Lisa: Well by your reasoning this rock keeps tigers away*picks up a stone*

    Homer: How does it work?

    Lisa: It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock.......but I don't see any tigers, do you?

    Homer:.......Lisa I wanna buy your rock!

    Lisa: *shakes head*



    "Just blame it on he guy who can't speak English. Ahh Tibor how many times have you saved my ass!"
    - Homer


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    Giblet
    Registered Users Posts: 11,980 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day.

    Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?

    Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone.

    Eddie: Hmm...Must've sprung up over night.

    Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences."

    Chief Wiggum: Example?

    Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.

    Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?

    Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.

    Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese...well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based beverages?

    Lou: Mm hmm, they call them 'shakes.'

    Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.

    Chief Wiggum: I know what I'm getting...some donuts!


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    Daylight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭Daylight


    Marge: "he's dying homer, quick do CPR"
    Homer: (singing)"I see a bad moon rising"
    Marge: NO, That's CCR!


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    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Mr Burns - "Smithers, there is a rocket in my pocket"
    Smithers - "you dont have to tell me sir!"

    guy in restaurant - " Ah-no....ah-no....Ah-YEEEs!"


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    artvandelay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭artvandelay


    "I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors--Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tounges, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?' "


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    romey
    Registered Users Posts: 49 ✭romey


    "at seventeen I drank a very good beer.a very good beer i purchased with a fake id ,my name was brian mcgee,i stayed up listening to Queen. At seventeen. <sob> <sob>"-Homer


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    #24
    playmate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭playmate


    HOMER

    " i am so smart!!
    i am so smart!!
    S M R T !!!!
    i am so smart!!":D


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    #25
    karma kabbage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 413 ✭✭karma kabbage


    i bent my wookie


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    #26
    startled_frog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭startled_frog


    Ned Flanders -"Son of a diddly"


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    #27
    Shanannigan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    Hi there, my Name's Troy McClure. You might remember me in such films as...
    i'm Kent Brckman and here's my two cents


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    #28
    butterfly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭butterfly


    trying is the first step to failure, the lesson is, never try.

    you gave it to him? what have i told you about sharing?!

    peppy: 'oh papa homer, you are so learn-ed'
    homer:'learned peppy, its pronounced learned'

    the last1 doesnt really work as well written down but hey..


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    #29
    §eth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭§eth


    I cant go any further...you guys go on ahead...and carry me with you!!! - Millhouse

    tea hee...i love that one


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    #30
    irokie
    Registered Users Posts: 257 ✭✭irokie


    i'll mace you good!


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    #31
    Doolap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Doolap


    First I'll pull my feet out with my arms, then I'll pull my arms out with my face.

    Can I hold my gun to the side chief? It's so much cooler that way.

    Good work Lou, you'll make seargent for this.......I already am seargent chief......Quiet Lou! or I'll bust you down to seargent so fast your head will spin.

    Put out an APB on a Uosduis R Jerou, uh better start with Greek town........Um chief, that says Homer J Simpson. You're reading it upside down.........Cancel that APB, but see if you can bring back some of those Giros.........Uh chief, you're talking into your wallet.


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