Simpson quotes

Shanannigan

No!!! Now look son we all know that usually when you bug me like this I give in, so I'm not mad at you for trying. It shows you have been paying attention. But we all know I'm not going to give you 100 dollars! Now are you going to stop bugging me?




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Cherry

Homer : "meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

Comicstore Guy : "i have yet to kiss a human girl"

Homer "Marge, if you want me I'll be in the fridge"

Comicstore Guy : "oohhhhhh.. loneliness & cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix"

Flanders : "now just calm down Nedlididdlydiddly"

Ralph : "the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger outta there"

Flanders : "i'm a murdiddlyurderer!"

Cozpyro

"(Ralph) Remember if your nose starts bleeding then you're picking it too much............or not enough" - Wiggum

Shanannigan

Homer: Lisa i never apologize to anyone, i'm sorry thats just the way i am

Sleipnir

You see, some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
is an outfit that looks gooooooood.
Seeeeeee my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter!
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evenning wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino!
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest.
Like my loafers,
Former gophers,
It was that or skin the chauffeur,
But a greyhound for tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veesssst!

spoiltbrat

Witness Relocation Officer - Lets try this one more time Mr Simpson... When I tap you on the foot and say "Hello, Mr Thompson", you say "hello".

Homer - Gothcha.

Witness Relocation Officer - Hello Mr Thompson.

Homer (turning to other WRO) - I think he's talking to you.

Doolap

You may ask me three questions.

Are you really the head of the quicky mart?

Yes

Really?

Yes

Really?

Yes

Thank you come again.

Cherry

Homer Quotes --

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."

"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."

Freezer Geezer -- "P.S: Please change my pants as fashion dictates."

Ralph -- "& that's where I saw the leprechaun!.."
Bart -- " 'leprechaun'. riiiiiiiiiiiight...."
Ralph -- "He told me to burn things!"

Robbie the Automatron -- "Greetings, Earth children!"
Little Boy -- "Where are you from?"
Robbie -- "... Earth. Anyway.."

butterfly

space coyote: find your soulmate homer, find your soulmate
homer: but how, HOW??
..this is only your memory. i cant give you any new information


homer(of apu): he lied to us through song! i hate it when people do that!

Cherry

Burlesque Madame: "...... are you wearing a garbage bag?!"
Homer: "i have misplaced my pants"

karma kabbage

Grandpa 'think of me when you're having the best sex of your life'

*shudder*

smoke

Dr. Hibbert: Now Homer, tell me what happened.

Homer: Maybe a little Morphine would refresh my memory.[Dr.Hibbert injects it].

Homer: Aw yeah, now I remember it like it was yesterday.

Dr.Hibbert: Homer, it happened today!

Homer: Hey man, stop harshing my buzz.


Classic!

Cherry

Bart Quotes

"I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse."

"Soul? Come on Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul! It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson."

"Oh, please. There's only one fat guy who brings us presents and his name ain't Santa."

Otto (to Patty): "Have you always been a chick? I mean, I, I, y'know, don't want to offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open-minded."

Tannoy Announcement: "Attention, Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested...Attention, Marge Simpson, we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."

Barney: "Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic."
Lisa: "Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting."
Barney: "Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?"

Barney: "I'm sorry Homer. I'm a coward now, like all recovering alcoholics."

Jay: "I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled film, "Pukahontas".

Marge: "He's going to baptize OUR children?!"
Homer: "Oh no!! They'll be Flandereseseses."

God: "Thou hast forsaken My Church!"
Homer: "Uh, kind-of... b-but..."
God: "But what?!"
Homer: "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"
God: "Hmm... You've got a point there. You know, sometimes even I'd rather be watching football... Does Saint Louis still have a team?"
Homer: "Naw, they moved to Phoenix."
God: "Oh. Right."

Duffman: "Duffman doesn't die. Only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!"

Homer: "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Clown College!!"
Bart: "I don't think any of us expected that."

Marge: "Homer, John is a ho-"
Homer: "Yes.."
Marge: "mo-"
Homer: "Yes.."
Marge: "sexual."
Homer: "argh!!"

Bart: "Mom, you are lookin' fab-yoo-luss!"

Shanannigan

"I'm gonna nail that cop right between the eyes.... right after this song"

iornman

Me fail English! thats umpossible!

Saint-dotsie

"mmmm forbidden donut"

karma kabbage

Marge: okay now Homer, you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer into you and then it's straight to bed

Homer: (runs and skips down car park) YAY!!! BEER BEER BEER!!!!! BED BED BED!!!!!