The Irish Abroad

An Irishman livin in paris had a french next door neighbour who was very fond of birds and only collected the rarest kinds.
One day a bird he had kept for 16 years without layin one egg layed one

In the irishmans back garden

the french man went round and asked for the egg but the irishman confronted him wit "possesion is 9/10s of the law"

After sevral minutes of arguing the irshman said
"the only way to settle this is through Ndkhfaosow"

"What is that" asked the frenchman
the irishman explained that it was a stamina contest each person kicked the other as hard as they could in the nuts and the person who forfited lost the egg

The frenchman agreed and the irishman went first kicking the frenchman so hard that he lay on the ground for 15 minutes puking and crying

When he finally stood up he looked very shaky and said to the irishman "my go now"

To which the irishman replied "No its alright you can keep your egg"

Gordon

heh, reminds me of the party trick that you can do to someone...

tell them "I bet I can't smash three eggs on your head without you stopping me. I'll bet you 20 quid."

Subject says "What you'll give me 20 quid if you smash 3 eggs over my head?"
"Well" you say "If I can smash three eggs over your head without you stopping me - I'll give you 20 quid."

He agrees, you put your money on the table and get out the three eggs.

*crack* you break the first egg
*crack* the second one proceeds to run down his chin
.... you then throw the third egg on the floor and pick up your 20 quid sharpish!

"Hey you cracked the eggs over my head" He says annoyed, very annoyed.
"No, I only cracked two eggs" You say!

you may get a bit of a kicking though!

Pugsley

1st one is a little old and has had many versions over the years, but the 2nd one....... rofl! would love to try that one some day

Jaeger

Try this with the next fine thing you see sitting at a bar.

"I bet whatever you're drinking I can make your breasts wobble without touching them".

If she agrees, just grab em, give em a shake and say "Ahh fuckit, what are you having?".

If you've got the balls, it's gold I tell you

hells angels

Ya a mate of mine done that one night...worked for him too...

Drazhar

same as the one:

Go up to a girl, with sizeable assets, and ask if she's ever had her breasts weighed.

If she says no, or doesnt slap you, grab her boobs, shout WAAAAAYYYYYY, then run for the hills like the redneck pervert you are!!!

kano476

Originally posted by Drazhar
same as the one:

Go up to a girl, with sizeable assets, and ask if she's ever had her breasts weighed.

If she says no, or doesnt slap you, grab her boobs, shout WAAAAAYYYYYY, then run for the hills like the redneck pervert you are!!!

ive seen my cousin do something along the lines of that to a girl. trust me though she wasnt too impressed!



neither was her boyfriend.

Sauron

first wo ones = very good:ninja: