dave quality joke

swalsh

-Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them" Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom
Cruise?"
Dave replied "Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you!
Come on in for a beer! Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing
Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out
to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have
a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The pope," his
boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss
are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says, "This
will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all
the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the
balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough,half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him,
"What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you
and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said:














"Who that on the balcony with Dave?

Jaeger

Class, pure and utter

gogo

I always forget the ending to that and when i see it, it always makes me laugh.
class joke!

Sauron

that is good

bozzie

ROFL

thats class

Detonated Sauce

Excellent joke but you should fix the typo at the end, kinda took something away from it

Pugsley

oldie, but fecking brilliant

hells angels

Originally posted by gogo
I always forget the ending to that and when i see it, it always makes me laugh.
class joke!

jonno

Ha ha that's the best one in a while:D