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deathbed confession

swalsh · 2003-05-16 12:52:55

Jake was on his deathbed. His wife Susan was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. My darling Susan," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest shhh don't talk." He was…

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16-05-2003 1:52pm

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swalsh

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Jake was on his deathbed. His wife Susan was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

My darling Susan," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest shhh don't talk."

He was insistent. "Susan," he said in his tired voice. "I have
something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Susan.
Everything's all right, go to sleep."

No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your sister, your
best friend and your mother."
"I know," she replied. "That's why I poisoned you."

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#2 17-05-2003 2:40am
karma kabbage

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lol

yup, that'll learn ya'

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#3 17-05-2003 12:58pm
bozzie

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he he he

heard it before but still class

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#4 17-05-2003 10:09pm
Pugsley

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rofl! nice one, came outta nowhere

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#5 19-05-2003 4:37pm
hells angels

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Roflmao thats the best joke i've heard in a long time!!!!:D

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#6 19-05-2003 5:17pm
Sposs

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Didnt see that coming

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