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Men and Women

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  • 17-05-2003 9:59pm
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    Macker
    Registered Users Posts: 920 ✭✭✭


    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

    2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

    3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
    SUPERHIGHWAY.

    5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

    6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
    INCONVENIENCED.

    8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is SURGICALLY ENHANCED.

    9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

    10.She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

    11.She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY
    SUPERIOR.

    12.She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a GRAIN ALCOHOL
    STORAGE FACILITY.

    2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    DESTINATIONS.

    4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

    5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
    DIFFERENTIAL
    RELATIONSHIPS

    6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
    HORIZONTAL.

    7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
    RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

    8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

    9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

    10.He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.


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    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    No comment







    I posted this a few weeks ago


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    hells angels
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    Sorry Tom-tom i usually say if i seen it but i didn't and i thought it was pretty funny just now...:D


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    TomTom
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    After much searching I can't find any evidence of me posting it. I was sure i did, maybe it was on another board somewhere.


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    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    I liked it, love those P.C. jokes.


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    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Originally posted by TomTom
    After much searching I can't find any evidence of me posting it. I was sure i did, maybe it was on another board somewhere.

    That has happened me alot recently too..i post a reply to somethiing then when i go into that thread again my reply has disappered.....dun dun dun dunnn...Weird.. :confused:

    And NO before you say it....there where NOT negitive comments!!!


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