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Why do elephants have four feet ?

Capt'n Midnight · 2003-05-20 20:33:37

6" wouldn't be much use for an elephant.

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20-05-2003 9:33pm

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Capt'n Midnight

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6" wouldn't be much use for an elephant.

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#2 20-05-2003 9:51pm
Pompey Magnus

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You, sir, are a genius.

it looks fun so I think i'll join in the party...

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

AND

Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant.

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#3 20-05-2003 10:46pm
Pugsley

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oh god thats nasty

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#4 20-05-2003 11:57pm
disco_rob_funk

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elephant jokes, huh?

3 elephants jump of a cliff. Two fall on the ground, and one in the sea...

boom-boom-tish!

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#5 21-05-2003 1:20am
de5p0i1er

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enough with the elephant jokes already, atleast until you get something funny. :mad:

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