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Topless Gambler

hells angels · 2003-05-21 11:11:40

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm topless." With that she strips naked from the waist up, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma…

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21-05-2003 12:11pm

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hells angels

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm topless."

With that she strips naked from the waist up, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new blouse!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.

"Yes! I win! I win!"

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought you were watching!"

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#2 21-05-2003 12:22pm
Pugsley

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Ancient joke, would be fun to try tho.. however im neither female nor attractive, maybe in my next life

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