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  • 21-05-2003 1:45pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭


    A Canadian touring in Spain stopped at a local bar following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his Sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah, señor, you have excellent taste. Those are bull testicles from the bull fight this morning - a delicacy!"
    The Canadian, though momentarily daunted, said "What the heck, I'm on vacation. Bring me an order." The waiter replied, "I am so sorry señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.
    If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

    The next morning the Canadian returned, placed his order and that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied "Si señor. Sometimes the bull wins".


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Your usually complaining about jokes being posted twice chief, because this has been posted at least 3 times :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Originally posted by Pugsley
    Your usually complaining about jokes being posted twice chief, because this has been posted at least 3 times :p

    Ya in bout the last two weeks!!!!:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    it has?

    whoops, i check this board daily and cant remember seeing it so... :(

    my bad? :p


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