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traffic cop humour

cujimmy · 2003-05-21 13:45:16

Once on a chilly, rainswept Scottish glen, a motorist was flagged down by traffic police, who asked: "Do you know your nearside rear light's out?" The motorist cheekily replied no, he wouldn't know that, what with him actually being in front of the defective light. Things went from bad to worse when, in response to the…

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21-05-2003 2:45pm

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cujimmy

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Once on a chilly, rainswept Scottish glen, a motorist was flagged down by traffic police, who asked: "Do you know your nearside rear light's out?" The motorist cheekily replied no, he wouldn't know that, what with him actually being in front of the defective light. Things went from bad to worse when, in response to the next police question - "What would happen if mist or fog came down?" - the fellow cheerily stated: "Why, I'd nip out and plug Mr Bulb in."

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#2 21-05-2003 4:14pm
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Roflmao .....:D good one...

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