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Irish Optimism

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  • 21-05-2003 10:35pm
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    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭


    Irish Optimism

    After days in the wilderness Paddy and Mick stumble into a bar in the wild
    west and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they've got no money and the
    barman won't give them credit. Just then a bloke walks in with a Red
    Indian's head under his arm. The barman shakes his head and says,"I hate
    Indians. Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground,raped my wife
    and killed my children. If any man brings me the head of a Red Indian I
    will give them 1,000 dollars."
    The two Irishmen look at each other and then go off to find a Red Indian.
    Later that day they see one, and Mick throws a stone which hits the Red
    Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his horse but lands 70ft down a
    ravine. Paddy and Mick dash down into the ravine where Paddy starts sawing
    the Indian's head off.
    Suddenly Mick says,"Paddy look at this...."
    Paddy says,"in a minute"
    "No, look at this....,"says Mick.
    "No, can't ya see i'm fookin busy....."
    Mick grabs hold of him and Paddy looks up and sees 5,000 Indians standing
    at the top of the ravine.
    "Fook me," says Paddy, "we're gonna be millionaires.


    CLASSIC!!!!

    Gid :D


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