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Tax Collectors Theme Song

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  • 22-05-2003 10:45am
    #1
    smiles
    Registered Users Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭


    Tax his cow, Tax his goat;
    Tax his pants, Tax his coat;

    Tax his crop, Tax his work;
    Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;

    Tax his chew, Tax his smoke
    Teach him taxing is no joke.

    Tax his tractor, Tax his mule;
    Tell him, Taxing is the rule.

    Tax his oil, Tax his gas
    Tax his notes, Tax his cash

    Tax him good and let him know,
    That after taxes, he has no dough.

    If he hollers, Tax him more;
    Tax him till he's good and sore.

    Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
    Tax his sod in which he's laid.

    Put these words upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove him to his doom."

    After he's gone, we won't relax.
    We'll still collect inheritance tax.

    << Fio >>


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    #2
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    :(


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    #3
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    EVIL!!!!! EVIL!!!! :mad: :( :mad: :ninja:


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    #4
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    the sad thing is that its true in this country, and we get nothing in return for it but more expence while that fat head gets an oversized jet that he doesn't need and another payrise he dosen't deserve.


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