Things to do in an elevator

Sauron

I'm taking after Hells angels here with a long list of things but who cares? :cool:
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>>1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
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>>on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
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>>2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
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>>and go back for more.
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>>3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
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>>wrong ones.
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>>4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
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>>5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
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>>a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
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>>been?"
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>>6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
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>>scream, "That's mine!"
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>>7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
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>>8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
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>>ask if they have an apointment.
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>>9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
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>>play.
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>>10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
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>>them if they can hear ticking.
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>>11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
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>>procedures and exits with the passengers.
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>>12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
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>>13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
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>>14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
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>>don't panic, they open again!"
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>>15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
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>>16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
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>>17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
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>>18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
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>>muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
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>>19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
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>>inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
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>>20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
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>>wall, without getting off.
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>>21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
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>>horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
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>>22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
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>>passengers.
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>>23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
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>>24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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>>25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
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>>announce, "I have new socks on".
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>>26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
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>>the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
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Might be all that good but its something
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Pompey Magnus

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

if only I had the guts to try that one!

Capt'n Midnight

27 - make STAR-TREK type noises when the doors open and close

28 - bring a pair of binoculars and look through the wrong end - telling everyone it's a cure for claustrophobia - and insitsing they try it

29 - rock back and forward - again using the binouclars - and making loud WOW noises when getting "close" to someone..

30 - vent gases

Sauron

anumber of nice editions there... bravo:)

Acidflash

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight

28 - bring a pair of binoculars and look through the wrong end - telling everyone it's a cure for claustrophobia - and insitsing they try it

quality

Pugsley

hehehe. 25 is superb!

de5p0i1er

I like. There all good man.

jonno

I love all of those. I saw it before but man it gets the same laugh outta me every time:D